Harvey Beaks

Jeremy:
Oh yeah. This is a nice little spring shower. Oh. [looks up] AAAAHH! [runs away, the rain turns out to be a lot of kids spitting]

Harvey Beaks:
Oh my gosh, yes! I'm still getting a hang of it though. [Attempting to spit, but ends up drooling instead, wipes drool off] This has been such a crazy day. I've never spit off stuff, or even been up this high before. Attention everybody, thank you all today for being here today to share this special experience. [All clap except for Princess]

Princess:
Uh, what?

Harvey Beaks:
Ah geez, Princess, be careful. I don't want you to- [Bark breaks off and Princess falls]

Foo:
Bye, Princess!

Fee:
Go, Princess! WOO! [Falling continues, Princess breaks all empty barks from the tree]

Harvey Beaks:
Princess! Princess! Please wake up! We need your help! [Princess still sleeping]

Fee:
I know how to wake her up. [Kids start spitting on Princess, Princess wakes up shocked]

Princess:
Oh, gross!

Harvey Beaks:
Can you find us the nearest adult or tall person, and get them so they can come save us?

Princess:
I hope you stay up there forever! I HATE you guys! [Walks away] Ugh, spit on me.

Fee:
Well, so what? So we're stuck in a tree, with no way to get out, and no one knows we're here, big deal right?

Dade:
I always knew spitting was evil. Why did I come up here? Why? Oh why? [crying]

Fee:
Stop. Stop freaking out already. We're not stuck, OK? I know what to do. [They all hesitate waiting for an answer, Fee whispers] Harvey, I just lied to everybody to get them to shut up. Any ideas?

Princess:
Dad, those are the jerks that spat on me. I don't like them.

Irving Beaks:
Harvey! Hang on buddy we'll get you down from there soon!

Doctor Roberts:
Everyone stand back, I am a doctor. And I have just the thing for the situation. We'll use the power, [Takes crystal out, takes out glasses] of crystals. [Puts crystal down, and makes some sort of noise] OK Princess's friends, go ahead and jump.

Irving Beaks:
Whoa whoa hey there Dr. Roberts. Why don't we give the kids something, I don't know, SOFT to land on.

Doctor Roberts:
Yes indeed, something soft. Like... crystals?

Irving Beaks:
Oooorrr... pile of leaves?

Doctor Roberts:
Leaves, yes

Harvey Beaks:
They want us to JUMP? [Scared, Harvey goes to the tree trunk] Guys, We don't have to do this. We can stay here. Our society?

Technobear:
There ain't enough babes in your society.

Piri Piri:
I miss my toaster oven.

Foo:
OK. Bye Kratz. [Throws Kratz off the tree]

Technobear:
Hey Mrs. Beaks. 'Sup?

Dade:
One... Two.

Harvey Beaks:
Hey Dade, you'll stay with me, right?

Dade:
Umm... [Walks up to Harvey] Don't get me wrong, there's nothing I'd like more than to make a beautiful life with you, my friend. But, I got a family down there, and a life to live. And so do you. [Running, jumping off the tree] I'll never forget you, Harveeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy...

Harvey Beaks:
Well, guess I'll have to be the event coordinator. And the financial advisor. And the interior decorator.

Foo:
Hi Harvey.

Harvey Beaks:
Ah! Foo! What are you doing back up here?

Fee:
You didn't think we'd leave our favorite dork stranded up in a tree, did you?

Harvey Beaks:
But I...

Fee:
Oh yeah. Your parents wanted me to give you this. [Takes picture out of hair] Sorry, my hair kinda made it all crumply. [Harvey takes picture]

Harvey Beaks:
My Mom and Dad? I lied earlier about being scared.

Fee:
eah, I kinda figured that out. Look, dude. If you wanna stay up here, that's cool. And if you jump down, that's cool to. Either way, we'll be here with you.

Foo:
Yep.

Harvey Beaks:
Cool.

Fee:
You scared?

Harvey Beaks:
Yeah, but I'm ready to go home. [All three fall down the tree]

Foo:
Harvey!

Fee:
Open your eyes! [Harvey opens his eyes, Foo laughing] See Harvey? It's more fun with your eyes open!

Harvey Beaks:
Woo-hoo! This is awesome! [Irving, Miriam watch and hold hands, other kids watch, Foo lets a bunch of spit out, Fee shakes the contents out of her hair, Harvey succesfully spits, the trio lands on leaves] I did it. [Raises hand] Mom, Dad, did you see that? I thought I was gonna poop my pants. But I didn't poop my pants. It was crazy! It was so fun. I never want to do it again, but it was so fun.

Princess:
Glad to be out of that tree. I wish they were still in it. [Spit lands on Princess] Ah! Dad, that spat on me again. Get me some crystals!