Hatchet II

[last lines]

Marybeth:
F*** you!

John:
[silently mouths] What the f***?

Vernon:
What's up?

Marybeth:
Hi.

Vernon:
I'm Vernon.

Marybeth:
Marybeth.

Vernon:
What you doing out here in this bullshit?

Marybeth:
I'm not looking for a date, I can tell you that much.

Vernon:
Ooh, no disrespect. I'm just trying to be friendly.

Marybeth:
I'm sorry. I'm just having a really bad day.

Vernon:
Well, what you need to do is turn that frown upside-down.

[plays with Marybeth's face]

Vernon:
"Aw, thanks, Vernon. Make out with me." What? On this boat in front of all of these people? "Yeah."

Bob:
[smacks Vernon's hand] Don't.

Reverend Zombie:
[Learning that they haven't beat Victor Crowley] You gotta be f***in' kidding me!

Puking Guy:
Bbrrreeeeeeacccch!

Marybeth:
Please. I just want to bury my family. And if I can take out that monster with me, then all the better.

Reverend Zombie:
You can't kill him. He'll just be reborn. He's forced to return to the state he was when he was killed. You can't kill a ghost.

Marybeth:
Maybe I can't or maybe I can. But I'm going to bury that hatchet into his f***ing face!

Chad:
Hey, man. Who's Victor Crowley?

Layton:
Well, he's nothing. A local bogeyman story about a retarded maniac who haunts Honey Island. People just use it to keep kids away from the swamp.

Chad:
You mean like a Jason Voorhees or something?

Layton:
Something like that.

Chad:
When I was eight, I lived in this town called Glen Echo. Our ghost story is about this man named Leslie Vernon...

Vernon:
[to Reverend Zombie, about Marybeth] What's up with that Blair Witch, man? I'd tap that, but she'd probably have cobwebs sealing it up. And even if I did hit that, a bunch of bats come flying out of it. Voodoo.

Bob:
[to Victor] Come on, you hatchet-faced f***!

Jenna:
[on hearing Shapiro say: "Okay, when I say action, you girls drop the towels and start washing each other."] Yeah, no. Touch walking hepatitis over here? I'll pass.

Misty:
Well, at least I'm not a hermaphrodite.

Jenna:
Hermaphrodite! Big word of the day for you. What is a hermaphrodite, darling?

Misty:
Why would I tell you if I just said it?

Jenna:
You probably don't know what it is.

Misty:
Of course, I know what it is.

Jenna:
Well, why don't you go ahead? Why don't we do it on the count of 3, together? 1, 2, 3...

Misty:
A hermaphrodite is...

Jenna:
...a person who has a penis and a vagina.

Misty:
Eww!

Parker O'Neil:
[Playing on the TV] We're so scared, it was terrifying. I'm never going skiing again.