Hazel

[series' final lines]

Ted:
[enters office and sits on edge of Millie's desk, while she sits behind it] Now, where were we?

Millie Ballard:
We were just talking about my favorite subject - me.

Deirdre Thompson:
All Hazel is divided into three parts: gall, gall, and gall.

[first lines]

Rosie:
Well, for heaven sakes! How long's she going to be gone?

Hazel Burke:
Oh, well, I guess for only a day or so. I hope so. Mr B's going to be furious.

Rosie:
Do you mean Mrs. Baxter left town without even telling him?

George Baxter:
[regarding Sharlene] I think the only way we're gonna get that woman out of the house is to burn it down!

Al Dewitt:
[learning that he has screwed up Mr. Baxter's plan] Oh, no! Oh, Mr. Baxter, that's terrible! If I could find a hole, I'd crawl right into it!

George Baxter:
If I could find a shovel, I'd dig one for ya.

Harvey Griffin:
[annoyed wtih Hazel's constant interuptions] You wouldn't work for me for two minutes!

Hazel Burke:
You're darn tootin', I wouldn't.

[first lines]

Hazel:
Hi, Laurie.

Laurie:
Hi, Hazel.

Hazel:
Oh, these your hopscotch squares?

Laurie:
No, I'm too old for hopscotch.

Hazel:
Oh, you are? I ain't.

[she hopscotches on the squares and goes on her way]

[last lines]

Harriet Johnson:
Herbert?

Herbert Johnson:
Yes, Harriet?

Harriet Johnson:
The fireplace seems to be smoking again.

Hazel Burke:
...she wanted her house decorated in red. Everything red. Chinese red. And there ain't nothing Redder than the Chinese these days.