He's a Bully, Charlie Brown

[Charlie Brown and Marcie are attending the same summer camp. When Peppermint Patty calls, Marcie decides to make Peppermint Patty jealous by pretending Charlie Brown is her boyfriend]

Peppermint Patty:
Hi Marcie. I just thought I'd call to see how you and Chuck are doing.

Marcie:
Oh, Charles, I can't talk with you nibbling my ear like that.

Peppermint Patty:
AGGH!

Charlie Brown:
[answers phone] Hello?

Peppermint Patty:
Summer school, Chuck! I have to go to summer school! Can you believe it?

Marcie:
Ask Charles if he's going to summer camp with us.

Peppermint Patty:
Marcie asks if you're going to camp with everyone else while I'm at summer school.

Charlie Brown:
I'm sorry, all the lines in this half of the country have gone dead.

Peppermint Patty:
Don't you hang up on me, Chuck!

Lucy van Pelt:
Camp will be a good experience for you. It will help you to stand on you two feet.

Charlie Brown:
Are you going to camp too?

Lucy van Pelt:
And leave my good home? Don't be ridiculous!

Kid:
Name's Joe Agate. Welcome to camp.

Charlie Brown:
I'm Charlie Brown.

Kid:
[flicks Charlie Brown's nose] Nice to "nose" you. [slaps Charlie Brown in the back hard] Good to see your back.

Kid:
Got any more marbles, kid?

Rerun van Pelt:
No, but now that I know how to play, you can give them back, and we can play again.

Kid:
Hate to break it to ya, but we were playing for keeps.

Rerun van Pelt:
But I'm just a beginner. I didn't know we were playing for keeps.

Kid:
You're in the big leagues now, kid. Everything's for keeps.

Peppermint Patty:
This camp chow is good. Aren't you gonna eat, Marcie?

Marcie:
This kid has been calling me names, sir. I can't eat.

Peppermint Patty:
He upset you so much, you can't eat?

Marcie:
No, I hit him with my lunch.

[last lines]

Peppermint Patty:
Tell the truth. When you and Chuck were at camp, Marcie, did you do a lot of things together?

Marcie:
Well, there was the moonlight walk.

Peppermint Patty:
Moonlight walk? Aauugh!

Marcie:
Well, it wasn't much of a walk. We just got started when Charles walked into a tree.