Heavy in Houston: A Look at Today's Houston Metal Scene

Matt Hughes:
What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's Vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

Dave Robley:
We're usually on the same page... sometimes in different books.

James Rivera:
Why go backwards through the sh*t?

Shane Kelley:
It's a friendly competition. Who can play louder?

Mandy Bonvillion:
Let's do it!

Tyler Chapman:
Friendry riveries...

Rusty Conner:
Stay 'til the last f***ing band!

Kelly FitzSimons:
There are alot of good guitar players in this city.