Hipp hipp - Itzhaks julevangelium

Itzhak:
At the Kumla prison I got to know a charming arsonist from Medelpad, and I gave her everything I knew about art and insights, and the only thing she gave back was gonnorhea.

Itzhak:
The only person you can change is yourself. As Michael Jackson said.

Itzhak:
The only way to grab the attention of a middle-aged man is shooting him in the leg.

Itzhak:
"No pain, no gain", as Churchill never said.

Mikkelsen:
Farewell Kaj-?ke, and Merry Christmas.

[he disappears]

Itzhak:
[voiceover] Hm, if it was that easy to get rid of all Danes.

Itzhak:
There are people who hate Christmas because of all the stress and they often get to hear: "Start the preparations earlier. More haste, less speed." In that case I think they should go to IKEA. They've been Christmas commercializing since September, and, hell, there's a lot of haste, but very little speed in the line to their express checkout.