Hollywood Hot Tubs

[Shawn Wright is mistaken for an exotic masseur while fixing an exotic massage parlor's hot tub]

Desiree:
Uhoo, there you are. [notices Shawn's buttocks sticking out from his lying position] Oh, I like your style already. Kinky. Oh, this is just the kind of place I was looking for, alright. [leans closer to his buttocks] Hmm, nice. Oh, I like paying for it. That way I get exactly what I want. Make it a great one, lover man! [slaps his buttocks]

[Topless buxom Desiree has Shawn bound and gagged]

Desiree:
Okay, play it strong and silent. I like that too. You be the master and I'll be the willing slave. You - Tarzan, me - Jane.

Shawn Wright:
[rips open the rope and gag] You - crazy, me - out of here. [as Desiree pulls him back by his pants into the floor] Hey, lady, I thought you said *I* was Tarzan.

Desiree:
Okay, king of the jungle, swing on these! [shakes her large breasts in front of his face]

Jeff Partridge:
[comes in to check on the repairs] Are you finished with the damn thing yet?

Shawn Wright:
[as Desiree rubs her buxom body on his] Yeah, but could you come back in half an hour?

Desiree:
Hmm, who's he?

Shawn Wright:
Pay no attention. That's just Cheetah.

Jeff Partridge:
Oh, come on [pulls Shawn away from Desiree] . We've got a job to do.

Shawn Wright:
[as Jeff pulls him out] Sh*t.

[Jeff accidentally enters a hot tub room and bumps into a topless buxom Desiree who holds a whip in her hands]

Shawn Wright:
[whips the floor] Kneel, you bastard, kneel!

Jeff Partridge:
Thanks, nice to see you!

[runs off from the room as she starts to get up]

Shawn Wright:
[while entering a room] Jeff? [turns around to see topless buxom Desiree slamming the door shut and holding a whip in her hands] I know you.

Desiree:
I bet you do. [whips the wall]

Shawn Wright:
[picks up a random phone] Jeff! Help! Help!

[Topless Desiree mounts Shawn Wright after trapping him on the floor]

Desiree:
[shoves her large left breast in his face] Now kiss it! [shoves it closer] Kiss my... [scene fades out]

[Topless buxom Desiree throws Shawn on the floor and holds his legs]

Desiree:
Uhoo, I want you. Ever since I saw that cute little fanny of yours I've been dying to take a bite out of it!

Shawn Wright:
No... ah! [screams as she takes a bite]