Hollywood Victory Caravan

[last lines]

Bing Crosby:
[singing] Buy a bond today. / We've got another bond to buy!

Bing Crosby:
[singing] The bonds we bought before / Bought the bomb that won the war. / Now we've got another to bond to buy.

Bob Hope:
[after Olga slaps him] She just set the Good Neighbor policy back eight years.

Bob Hope:
Here's Miss Olga San Juan singing "Rumba matumba" and putting everything into her singing from south of her border to north of the Hayes Office.

Bob Hope:
I even offered to kiss anybody that'd buy a fifty-dollar bond. I only sold one. Boris Karloff wants his money back.

Bob Hope:
This is Bob "Hollywood Victory Caravan" Hope telling you not let up on buying those bonds. Don't stop at nuttin' and your bank account will be as well-stacked as Betty Hutton.

Bob Hope:
Lard and myself in a lower berth? That's a concentration camp with pajamas.

Man:
Came in second.

Bob Hope:
And there's a meat shortage.

Bob Hope:
I slept with Crosby once. You know what he does all night? He dreams about horses. All night long he kept going: [makes clicking noises] Kept beating me with the bedpost. When I woke up in the morning I'd eaten all the straw out of the mattress.

Alan Ladd:
[after tripping Bill] Hey, this is more fun in real life than it is in the movies.

Ingenue:
Mr. Ladd, he's trying to keep me from seeing Bing Crosby.

Alan Ladd:
[to Bill] Hey, what are you, Bob Hope's secret agent?

Bill, the Security Guard:
Hiya, Mr. Benchley. Got a pass for the lady?

Robert Benchley:
She doesn't need one, Bill. She's my new stand-in.

[first lines]

Railroad Agent:
But ma - but madam if you - You're exasperated? Well, I hope you don't think this is any easy job - Well, goodbye!

[first title card]

Title Card:
The Treasury Department once again extends its thanks to the War Activities Committee of the Motion Picture Industry, for actively participating in this Victory Loan campaign. Thanks to the producers and distributors... to those exhibitors who sell war bonds day and night in their theatres... and thanks to the stars and craftsmen who so generously gave of their time to make this film possible. [signed] Ted R. Gamble / National War Finance Director