Home Makeover

[first lines]

Margo:
[picks up the phone] Hello, Gru residence.

[shocked; to herself]

Margo:
It's the orphanage.

[to Agnes holding a box of Toffee Totes]

Margo:
Where's Mr. Gru?

Agnes:
He's out getting more plutonium.

Margo:
[gets back on the phone; imitating Gru] Um, hello. This is the Mr. Gru you are looking for.

[stunned; in regular voice]

Margo:
Today?

[nearly drops the phone; sarcastically imitating Gru]

Margo:
Um, no. That is fine.

[puts back the phone; to Agnes and two Minions]

Margo:
The social worker is coming to make sure this home is suitable for children. If not, we'll be sent back to Miss Hattie's!

Edith:
Please! This house "was" built for kids!

[accidentally causes a lance to drop on the ground, causing it to land between two Minions; Margo angrily turns to Edith]

Agnes:
[to the Minions] Assemble the troops!

Minions:
[performing a soldier salute] Yes, m'am!

[Dave peeks through the window and sees a limousine]

Minions:
[to the girls; panicking] Big guy, big guy! [shudders] Big guy!

Agnes:
But Mr. Gru is not back yet!

[last lines]

Agnes:
[referring to Gru's opinion after he became unconscious] I think he likes it.