Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

Wayne Szalinski:
You've reached the Szalinskis. At the sound of the beep, please leave your message, your fax, or your binary file.

Wayne Szalinski:
Baseball camp will pass, but science is always cool.

Gordon Szalinski:
You are dead meat, mister!

Wayne Szalinski:
Gordon, you're three-quarters of an inch tall, now's not the time.

Diane Szalinski:
If they don't un-shrink us they will be in so much trouble!

Gordon Szalinski:
Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, Thumbelina?

Wayne Szalinski:
This is great excersise.

Diane Szalinski:
Yeah, why go to the gym when I've got a wicker chair?

Wayne Szalinski:
The kids are messy eaters, so there'll be plenty of crums for us to eat.

Gordon Szalinski:
Wayne, we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives tiny; we're ginna get big again.

Wayne Szalinski:
Diane, are you going to stay mad at me the whole time or are you going to try and make the best of this bad situation?

Diane Szalinski:
I'm going to stay mad at you the whole time.

Wayne Szalinski:
Guess what? Gordon and I got tickets to see the shuttle launch tonight so if it's okay we're going to take off.

Diane Szalinski:
No it isn't, Wayne. I am going on this vacation and nothing and nobody is gonna STOP ME!!!!!

Wayne Szalinski:
Boy she *does* need a vacation.

Wayne Szalinski:
Honey, I don't think we're using enough fabric softener.

Adam Szalinski:
Did Nick ever complain about Camp Isosoles?

Diane Szalinski:
Yes he did. He didn't like the fact that it was only six weeks long instead of eight.

Adam Szalinski:
Brain box.