Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil

Gretel:
You've been Hoodvinked! Too!

Boingo the Bunny:
Why are you reading that book? Nobody reads books anymore! Movies are always better, especially sequels.

Granny Puckett:
A person can never really fail unless they give up.

Granny Puckett:
Wolf, think you can handle a bike like this?

The Big Bad Wolf:
Sure, I think I could if I had to, I went through my bad boy phase. Rode a bike, greased my hair back, lived over Richie Cunningham's garage, water skied over a shark tank. Those were some Happy Days.

The Big Bad Wolf:
I just got back from Con Con, the con man's convention. I show up, nobody there! Empty building! Guess I should have seen that one coming.

The Big Bad Wolf:
Yeah, my finest hour. I'm shopping the movie rights.

The Big Bad Wolf:
Wow, my life just flashed before my eye's. It's weird flashbacks really do add ten pounds.

Granny Puckett:
[riding broom stick] I've gotta get me one of these!

The Big Bad Wolf:
[holding on behind her] Yeah,it suits you. Lets swing by the hat store and pick up something pointy.

Japeth the Goat:
...Till one day I walked in the path of a motorcycle and got myself in quiet a pickle. [flies off cliff]

The Big Bad Wolf:
I'm uninsured!

Japeth the Goat:
And I fell onto a branch, and a pointy rock, and an angry rock climber, and a beaver. [pauses for a second] and another beaver.

[first lines]

Nicky Flippers:
[narrating] Once upon a time, there were four unlikely heroes. Red Riding Hood, her granny, the not so Big Bad Wolf and an over-caffeinated squirrel called Twitchy. Together, they defeated the evil plans of a very bad little bunny, and came to work for me. My name is Nicky, and I run the Happily Ever After Agency, an organization dedicated to making happy endings for everyone. As we say in the HEA, "It's not just a fairy tale, it's an adventure Recently, Red took a leave of absence to train at a secret location with the legendary Sisters of the Hood. This left the team in a bit of disarray, just as we were about to meet a terrible threat, not only to the HEA, but to happy endings everywhere. It started one night when we received an anonymous tip that two children were being held in a gingerbread house by a witch with a wicked appetite.

Verushka:
Oh, look! Your doggy's trying to save you!

Moss:
So You think you can deliver that basket of goodies across my bridge, do you?

Red:
Uh-huh.

Moss:
Oh, no, no, no, you did not just say that. I did not hear that. There ain't no way my bridge is being crossed by some muffin-delivered red-haired cliched little girl. Get on up out of here.

Red:
[backflips] Bring it.

Red:
You can't team me up with him! [points at Wolf] He'll just slow me down!

Wolf:
[After being kicked in the balls by one of the hench pigs] You swine!

Wolf:
Where's the old lady?

Gretel:
In the room at the end of the hallway! The witch is always shouting at her! It is so scary here! If I stay another minute, I may scream! SCREAM, I TELL YOU!