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E.B.:
[after Fred talks to a Chinese Woman] What'd she say? Was it about me?

Fred O'Hare:
She thinks Easter is cool. Talking rabbits freaks her out.

E.B.:
Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.

David Hasselhoff:
Little man, my best friend is a talking car.

Fred O'Hare:
Okay, if this job interview is so important to you, I'll swing by.

Sam O'Hare:
No, Fred, you don't swing by. You shower, you shave, and you show up. The three 'Sh's!'

Voice at Playboy Mansion:
[Through an intercom] Listen, this is the Playboy Mansion, not a hotel.

E.B.:
[Looking into a map] I know, but it says 'Since 1971 the Playboy Mansion has been home to many sexy bunnies.'

Voice at Playboy Mansion:
I can't even see you. Step closer.

E.B.:
[Stepping closer, face still in map] I'm just saying, I am a bunny and am incredibly sexy.

Voice at Playboy Mansion:
I don't have time for this. [Clicks intercom off]

E.B.:
Hello? Hello? Ugh, this must the rags part of my rags-to-riches story.

E.B.:
Fred, I think you and I got off on the wrong foot. You said some things, I flooded some things. Let's start over, okay?

Mrs. Beck:
You're writing a novel? What's that about?

Fred O'Hare:
It's, ah, it's about a crippled soldier, who in the future goes to another planet, and becomes one of the indigenous people who, ah, are blue, and live in a forest.

Mrs. Beck:
That's not 'Avatar?'