Horrid Henry

Horrid Henry:
[repeated Line] Eureka... That's It!

Horrid Henry:
[repeated Line] It's Not Fair

Horrid Henry:
It's not fair, It's not fair... still not fair

Horrid Henry:
You can't do this it's like banning Santa Claus from Christmas

Horrid Henry:
[bounding on a door] It's not fair... aaaahhhh

Perfect Peter:
You ruined my wellies

Horrid Henry:
[smirks] Well next time don't wear them outside

Perfect Peter:
And I still haven't got anything for my nature project

Horrid Henry:
[holding up a live frog] What about this?

Perfect Peter:
[screams] Get it off!

Horrid Henry:
[dumps water over Peter] And here's some real pond water to keep it in [Peter runs out of the room crying]

Horrid Henry:
[repeated Line] NNNOOO

Horrid Henry:
[repeated Line] NANA NANANAAA

Horrid Henry:
[repeated Line] When I'm king...

Perfect Peter:
[repeated Line] Wah-hoo-a-hoo-a-hoo

Perfect Peter:
[sometimes quoting his brother] It's not fair!

Perfect Peter:
[occasionally] You're not the only one who can be horrid!

Horrid Henry:
[finding that Peter's switched chocolates for slugs] Peter? Peter's done this? Wow I'm almost impressed.

Horrid Henry:
[to his cat on seeing a Chihuahua in his hallway] Look Fluffy... a nice tasty rat

Horrid Henry:
Now scream

Perfect Peter:
[softly] Help [Henry stamps on his foot Peter screams the place down] AAAHHH HEEELLPPP!

Horrid Henry:
That was pretty good

Perfect Peter:
Oh thank you

Bossy Bill:
[singing as he photocopies his backside] One bottom... two bottom... three bottom's four... five bottoms... six bottoms... seven bottoms more.

Perfect Peter:
Henry you're doing it all wrong, it's more of a cha-cha-cha than a do-do-daaa

[repeated line]

Big Bert:
I don't know.