Hoshi no Kirby

King Dedede:
That's trash you're talkin', Kabu! Ain't no such person as Kirby!

Escargoon:
That's right! You're full of Kabu-loney.

Kabu:
Kabu can see the future.

King Dedede:
Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button?

Kabu:
I predict you will not push it.

King Dedede:
Well, I predict you're dead wrong!

Escargoon:
There's no monster here!

Cappy:
Yes there is! It's big and it eats everything in sight!

Escargoon:
That's King Dedede!

King Dedede:
I'm gonna miss my little Blocky!

Escargoon:
Well, it just goes to show ya, sir, you can't take your monsters for granite.

Chef Kawasaki:
Kirby's wrecking my restaurant!

Tiff:
Don't blame him. Blame the King and Escargoon!

Tuff:
Yeah, they're the ones who made Kirby mess up!

Chef Kawasaki:
Well, that may be true, Tuff, but I can't fire the King!

Meta Knight:
Your spirit is willing but your pink flesh is weak.

Escargoon:
We're going backwards!

King Dedede:
I know that. Hit the brakes!

Escargoon:
They won't hold!

King Dedede:
Then do something!

Escargoon:
Like what?

King Dedede:
Break my fall!

King Dedede:
What's that mumbo-gumo mean?

Escargoon:
I'm not sure, but there's more.

King Dedede:
Good. Is it next week's lottery numbers?

Escargoon:
If it was, I wouldn't tell you. It says, "Your account is past due, pay up, you cheap tightwad!".

[King Dedede hammers Escargoon]

Escargoon:
Great. Just 'cause I'm a snail, I get slugged!

Escargoon:
Those bees gave me so many lumps that I feel like a bowl of oatmeal!

Escargoon:
I know this came out of the oven, but it tastes like it came outta the sofa cushions!

King Dedede:
There's a word for this here stuff, and it ain't "food"!

Escargoon:
This plant plan is startin' to grow on me!

Escargoon:
Now you've broken the King's heart! How? I don't know, he doesn't have one.

Tuff:
What are we going to do, Tiff?

Tiff:
I'm thinking, Tuff! It takes a while to come up with a good idea!

[Tiff's stomach growls]

Tiff:
[looking embarrassed] My stomach thinks it's a good idea to find some lunch.

Tuff:
[watching Kirby running around breathing fire] Yeah! He's Fire Kirby now!

Meta Knight:
No, that's just heartburn from Kawasaki's cooking.

Tuff:
Kirby's in trouble!

Tiff:
That monster knows every trick in the book!

Meta Knight:
You mean in the cookbook!

Tuff:
Kirby, doesn't your stomach ever get tired?

Meta Knight:
I fear Microphone Kirby mat be Kirby's most powerful form!

Tiff:
Now you tell me!

Tiff:
You can't ever win unless you cheat!

King Dedede:
Thanks for the advise!

King Dedede:
That's D-D-D-Devious!

Escargoon:
What are you laughing at? Knuckle Joe just made YOU look like a knucklehead!

King Dedede:
We been D-D-Divided!

King Dedede:
Escargoon! Let's play some putt-putt!

Escargoon:
I don't have time to watch you cheat at miniature golf! My entire life savings are in jeopardy!

King Dedede:
Whadda ya mean I cheat?

Escargoon:
Oops.

King Dedede:
Here come yer biggest fans for your autograph!

Tiff:
But you crooks are the ones who started all this trouble in the first place!

King Dedede:
We was fooled by the Broom King, just like the rest of ya. Right, Escargoon?

Escargoon:
Hah! That's a likely story.

Fo-Lo-Lo & Fa-La-La:
[singing a jump rope chant] One and one and one is three! We don't like King Dee Dee Dee! Two and two and two is six! He weighs like a ton of bricks!

Escargoon:
Save the tears for your golf score, sire.

King Dedede:
Can't tell a crook by its blubber!

Tiff:
That's embarrasing.

Escargoon:
Honey, you don't know the meaning of the word embarrasing.

King Dedede:
You saw it! This whole town's revoltin'! They lookin' to dispossess me and tarnish the reputation of the Dedede Dynasty! Them ingrateful ingrates! I'll stamp out them double-crossers! How can them Cappies de-de-dethrone ME?

Escargoon:
Maybe Bellybuster makes his pies in a barber shop, cause this tastes like shaving cream!

Escargoon:
HEY! Bring the king something to eat, willya?

[silence]

Escargoon:
I don't get it. Couldn't they hear me?

King Dedede:
Maybe they'll hear this!

[storms into the kitchen]

King Dedede:
HEY, you lazy good-for-nothin' bums! You heard the snail! I WANT MY DINNER!

King Dedede:
Escargoon, find us a way outta here!

Escargoon:
Okay.

[looks at Tiff]

King Dedede, Escargoon:
GET US OUTTA HERE!

King Dedede:
[Surrounded by potato chip bags] Y'know, there's jus' sumthin' about sittin' in front o' the TV all day long that gives me the nibblies!

Escargoon:
Just look at this mess! Where do you expect me to put all these soggy sacks?

King Dedede:
This looks like a good place!*Shoves an empty bag onto Escargoon's head.*

King Dedede:
Bring in the weapons of mass De-de-destruction!

Escargoon:
You Know, you're a real couch potato. You're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes.

King Dedede:
[looks at the Waddle Dees running around making fools of themselves] Hmph! Watta bunch o' dumbskulls.

Kirby:
[Only line ever said by character] Kirby!