Hotel for Dogs

Andi:
You know, I think we might be in a little over our heads.

Dave:
It's four-six; we're out dogged.

Bruce:
If you look at it, dogs have three basic needs. That's- that's eatting, sleeping, peeing and pooping.

Andi:
That's four.

Bruce:
No, I think peeing and pooping is one.

Heather:
Uh, I've stepped in both and I have to disagree.

Bernie:
You sold a guy a rock in a box for $20.

Lois Scudder:
I'm suing you, I'm suing the state, I'm suing those kids, I'm suing the people who make shrink wrap!

Andi:
[police see them where a store was broken into, the thieves just got away] We can't get in trouble again!

Bruce:
We didn't do anything.

Andi:
You want to tell them that?

[Lois and Carl have discovered the hotel for dogs and find that Andi and Bruce have been stealing from them.]

Carl:
Hey, there's my wah-wah pedal! No wonder my sound's been off.

Lois:
[in disbelief] Yeah, that's why.

Carl:
[he looks around the hotel] This crap is amazing.

Lois:
Yeah, 'cause it's our crap! They've been robbing us blind!

[Lois and Carl have fallen down the poop chute into a dumpster full of bags of dog poop.]

Lois:
Where are we?

Carl:
We're in deep doo-doo.

Carl:
[runs into the kids' bedroom while brushing his teeth] Did I leave my whitening strips in here?

[In the hotel for dogs, Lenny the dog is howling because the window blind is down.]

Woman on cell phone:
[talking to police] Yes, I'd like to call in a complaint about a howling dog.

[The kids open the window blind and Lenny stops howling.]

Woman on cell phone:
Um...never mind.

Mark:
[has Friday the dog under his jacket] What's the matter? You've never seen a husky kid in a hoodie before?