How to Build a Better Boy

Mae Hartley:
My bubble is totally un-burst, because I already have a boyfriend!

Gabby Harrison:
Mae, what are you doing?

Mae Hartley:
See, my boyfriend - so cute, total hotburger - and... and his name is...

Gabby Harrison:
Albert.

Mae Hartley:
Albert!

Gabby Harrison:
High school boys are like old smart phones. They're buggy, they think too slowly...

Mae Hartley:
...and they crash when you need 'em most.

Gabby Harrison:
Our circle may be small, but membership does have its privileges.

Gabby Harrison:
I don't believe in school-sponsored romantic events. It's a front for the corsage industry. I read about it online.

Bart Hartley:
Welcome home, Pops! How's my favorite role model?

[pause]

James Hartley:
How much do you want, Bart? Huh? Okay. It's twenty bucks. Is that enough?

Bart Hartley:
Dad! You're so cynical. Maybe I just wanna celebrate YOU.

James Hartley:
After sixteen years, you're starting now? No, I have work to do.

James Hartley:
[almost singing] Who's the man with the genius plan, making an android on demand? Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy.

General McFee:
We were hacked. Our security's been breached. The prototype is at large. This is a national emergency!

General McFee:
Jenx! Tell me you have a witness.

Major Jenks:
Nothing solid, sir. Just a lady walking her dog last night.

General McFee:
Did she give a description?

Major Jenks:
[referring to notes] Yes. She said he was "super cute candy sugar in my eye holes and the honorary mayor of Hunky Town," sir.

Albert Banks:
[in a football huddle] Okay, guys, battle time. Download me an action plan.

Jaden Stark:
Just stay out of the way. Blast right 21 Z, on two.

Gabby Harrison:
[entering the huddle] Albert.

Albert Banks:
Hello, Gabby.

Gabby Harrison:
You can not go into this game.

Jaden Stark:
Yeah, she's right. You haven't even been to the practices. You don't know the plays.

Teammates:
Yeah. Yeah.

Mae Hartley:
[entering the huddle] Gabby, what are you doing?

Albert Banks:
Hello, Mae.

Jaden Stark:
Oh-ho, bestie versus boyfriend. Grab you popcorn, dudes.

Gabby Harrison:
You should not be playing football. He could think someone's the enemy and take 'em out.

Albert Banks:
It's all in good fun.

Nevaeh Barnes:
[entering the huddle] Hey, get your boyfriend out of my homecoming game.

Albert Banks:
Hello, Neveah. That's heaven spelled backwards, guys.

Major Jenks:
Operation Pucker Up.