Howling III

[first lines]

Agent #1:
Hey, have a look at this. Another K.G.B. intercept meaning "wolfman."

Agent #2:
It has to be a code for *something.*

Agent #1:
Doubt it is. Unless they know we're intercepting. "Werewolf was sighted near village of Leovich. Three villagers killed. Special army team are tracking monster." Well. Do we tell the powers that be?

Agent #2:
Werewolves loose in the Soviet Union. I'm not telling them! Call Beckmeyer in Los Angeles and get his opinion. He's damn good on unexplained phenomenon. He knows how to deal with the White House and this weird sh*t.

Agent #1:
Weird sh*t! I've got a weird feeling...

Agent #2:
Indigestion?

Agent #1:
No. Fear.

[last lines]

Dame Edna Everage:
Ahh!

Prof. Sharp:
[laughs]

President:
Any trace of Beckmeyer yet?

Prof. Sharp:
No, sir. I think he fell in love with the Russian werewolf.

President:
Was it female?

Prof. Sharp:
Yes.

President:
Well, thank Christ for that.

Jack Citron:
You know this movie's about pop culture? In the 60s, Andy Warhol showed us how Pop could be high art. That everything is high art. That's what this is all about. For example, in your first scene you'll be gang raped by four monsters.

Priest:
Don't be afraid of me, my child. I wan to help you

Jerboa:
I don't need any help.

Priest:
You should not run away from home.

Jerboa:
I don't like home.

Priest:
Why, child?

Jerboa:
Because my stepfather tried to rape me, and he's a werewolf.