Hum Paanch

[repeated line]

Anand Mathur:
[hollering for his wife] BINA!... BINA!

Anand Mathur:
[unknowingly to a Gujarat couple with a newborn child] Name your son... Meherbaan Singh!

Anand Mathur:
Why are you crying like Sushmita Sen in "Chingaari"?

Bina Mathur:
[berating her husband] Are you a man or a mouse?

Anand Mathur:
I'm a man, that's why you're standing in front of me and firing at me - if I was a mouse, wouldn't you be standing on a chair and screaming?

[arriving home]

Anand Mathur:
Look at this, they leave the door open as if the house is some temple! What if somebody comes in? Although no one dares to do that...