Human Traffic

Jip:
I'm sexually paranoid.

Lulu:
Take me to a place where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!

Nina:
I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at all times.

Lulu:
I'd like to answer that one if I may.

Nina:
Sure.

Lulu:
To get absolutely trashed.

Jip:
The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle.

Moff:
I'm making love to the music man. And believe me, I can go all night.

Jip:
I'm having a monumental case of "Mr. Floppy".

Jip:
We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah^Åhang on, what the f*** was I just talking about?

Moff:
See ya later Pete, no one gives a f*** about ya.

Jip:
How many times have I told ya, get your own f***ing flat. Get your own flat man, you need your own flat. It's a piece of piss, you can get it on the social.

Moff:
[sighs] Where am I gonna go for f***'s sake?

Jip:
I dunno. What the f*** do you care? As long as it's got a f***ing phone line you're all right ain't ya?

Moff:
[laughs] F*** off you c*nt.

Moff:
The Emperor... wants to conquer outer space. Yoda... wants to explore inner space, and that is the fundamental difference between the good and the bad side of the force.

Koop:
[Playing a Jungle Record] This could turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Boy!

Lulu:
Why would I want a man? They're all emotionally retarded, egotistical pricks who f*** with your head. They try to control you and make you feel like the whore of Babylon if you wear a mini skirt. I'm an independent girl who wears lipstick because she wants to, not because men find it more attractive. I'm fine being single. I am! Peachy f***in' creamy.

Jeremy Faxman:
Whats your name? What have you had? Reach for the lasers. Safe as f***.