I'll Believe You

Alien Caller:
[first lines - urgent babbling in some alien language]

Dale Sweeney:
That's the night my life changed forever.

Officer Nick Senna:
Whoa, it's like vertical littering.

Eugene the Gator Guy:
[explaining time-travel] Now the earth, well here [dangles some gator bait] the earth, it's spinning around the sun. So say we go back, I don't know, 2 weeks. Now where's the earth now?

Dale Sweeney:
Well, it's 2 weeks back in its orbit.

Eugene the Gator Guy:
Right!

Dale Sweeney:
So?

Eugene the Gator Guy:
So you would send yourself back into empty space...

Dale Sweeney:
Exacto-mo. Exacto-mo!

Mr. Fratus:
Dale, I'm a Station Manager. The needs of our listeners is no concern to me.

Agent Cheswick:
Have you seen any suspicious characters lately?

Eugene the Gator Guy:
Just you two.

[last lines]

Officer Nick Senna:
Holy moly!