I'm No Angel

Tira:
Beulah, peel me a grape.

Jack Clayton:
You were wonderful tonight.

Tira:
Yeah, I'm always wonderful at night.

Jack Clayton:
Tonight, you were especially good.

Tira:
Well... When I'm good, I'm very good. But, when I'm bad...

Tira:
I'm better.

Tira:
It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.

Tira:
Were you at the haircutter or have your ears moved down?

Tira:
What do you do for a living?

Rich Guy:
I'm a politician.

Tira:
I don't like to work either.

Jack Clayton:
Oh I'm crazy about you.

Tira:
I did my best to make you that way.

Jack Clayton:
Look darling, you need a rest, and so do I. Let me take you away somewhere, we'll...

Tira:
Would you call that a rest?

Jack Clayton:
What are you thinking about?

Tira:
Same thing you are.

Rajah:
[reading Tira's horoscope] You were born in August.

Tira:
Yeah, one of the hot months.

Rajah:
It was on the 17th under the sign of Leo, the Lion.

Tira:
Aw, King of the Beasts, huh.

Rajah:
Ah, you have a wonderful future. I see a man in your life.

Tira:
What, only one?

Rajah:
But this is one very particular man. He is very wealthy, enormously wealthy.

Tira:
...What does he look like?

Rajah:
I see he has brown eyes. In fact, I see two men...two different men. In the near future, I see a change....I see a change of position.

Tira:
Sitting or reclining?...

Rajah:
The horoscope. Keep this where you may consult it frequently.

Tira:
All right, I'll take it to bed with me.

Tira:
Five times!...Wedding bells must sound like an alarm clock to you.

The Chump:
I don't suppose you believe in marriage, do you?

Tira:
Only as a last resort...What do you do for a livin'?

The Chump:
Oh, uh, sort of a politician.

Tira:
I don't like work either.

The Chump:
Oh, you know I like to get around and travel, and believe me, I've been places and seen things.

Tira:
I've been things and seen places. That sorta evens us up, huh?

...

The Chump:
[as Tira seductively dances for him] You're certainly givin' me the time of my life, baby.

Tira:
Don't say givin'. I don't like that word givin'.

Kirk:
Well anyway, you've been awfully kind. I'll never forget you.

Tira:
No one ever does.

A maid:
I been under the impression that you is a one-man woman.

Tira:
I am. One man at a time.

Tira:
Oh, Beulah.

Beulah:
Yes, ma'am.

Tira:
Peel me a grape.

Jack:
[about Kirk] He's neglecting important business on your account and, of course, there's Ms. Hatton his fiancee to be considered. [He sits down] Do you mind if I get personal?

Tira:
Go right ahead. I don't mind if you got familiar. It's all in the family.

Jack:
Tonight, you were especially good.

Tira:
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better.

Jack:
The only thing, I'm going to be jealous...Cause if I could only trust you.

Tira:
You can. Hundreds have.

Jack:
Do you know I'm mad about you?

Tira:
I could tell you'd be the first time I saw ya.

Jack:
Say, I must be transparent.

Tira:
Honey, you're just wrapped in cellophane...

Jack:
I could be your slave.

Tira:
Well, I guess that could be arranged.

Reporter:
Why did you admit knowing so many men in your life?

Tira:
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.

Tira:
A penny for your thoughts. Got the idea boys. You follow me?

Tira:
Am I makin' myself clear, boys? Suckers.

Tira:
I'm gonna be a bad girl and go home to bed. I'm tired of tossin' my hips.

Tira:
Always remember, honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.

Tira:
Don't forget, honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em.

Tira:
Well, Beulah, that's another performance under my belt and I still got the face...It's my fortune. When I was born with this face, it was the same as striking oil.

Tira:
And don't forget. Come up and see me sometime.