I Didn't Do It

Lindy Watson:
Stay back!

Logan Watson:
Saved a day! And a long international postage.

Logan Watson:
Shhh! Don't say the 'J' word so loud! I told my parents you had to be 21 to have a work permit.

Jasmine Kang:
Well, this is fun, Logan. And we never get to hangout.

Logan Watson:
Well, we do have chemistry.

Jasmine Kang:
You think we have chemistry?

Logan Watson:
I know we do.

Logan Watson:
Fourth period.

Logan Watson:
I'm the guy always snoring behind you.

Garrett Spenger:
Now it's just a big game of relationship musical chairs and I'm gonna be the last one standing when the music stops!

Garrett Spenger:
Wow, and I thought a brain freeze was bad.

Garrett Spenger:
I think your mini chandelier just broke.

Jasmine Kang:
You think?

Garrett Spenger:
Listen, Jazz. I know why you're upset.

Jasmine Kang:
What are you talking about?

Garrett Spenger:
You don't have to pretend. I know you like Logan.

Jasmine Kang:
I don't like Logan. Why would you say that?

Garrett Spenger:
A couple of months ago I heard you say it. You were talking to yourself.

Jasmine Kang:
Who else knows about this?

Garrett Spenger:
No one. I didn't tell anybody.

Jasmine Kang:
Good.

Jasmine Kang:
Because if you do, that chandelier won't be the only thing in pieces! Seriously, I would be so embarrassed if Logan found out.

Lindy Watson:
Hey, did you hear Logan got dumped by his girlfriend?

Garrett Spenger:
He did? Wow.

Lindy Watson:
Does Jasmine know?

Lindy Watson:
Yeah, she's the one who told me.

Garrett Spenger:
Did she say anything else?

Lindy Watson:
No. What else would she say?

Garrett Spenger:
Nothing.

Lindy Watson:
Okay, what is it?

Garrett Spenger:
What is what?

Lindy Watson:
I know you. You're hiding something.

Garrett Spenger:
No, I'm I'm not. Hey, let's do some of those vocal thingies. Ooee-ooee-ooee-ooee Garrett,

Lindy Watson:
You know something, and you're going to tell me what it is. Now we could do this the easy way, or we could do this the hard way. What's the hard way? You're not gonna like it.

Garrett Spenger:
What's the hard way?

Lindy Watson:
You're not gonna like it.

Garrett Spenger:
Well, then, what's the easy way?

Lindy Watson:
Not gonna like that either.

Garrett Spenger:
Is there a third way?

Lindy Watson:
Yeah, but you're not gonna like it.

Garrett Spenger:
Jasmine likes Logan.

Lindy Watson:
That's funny, for a minute I thought you said What? Jasmine likes Logan?

Garrett Spenger:
Yes

Lindy Watson:
I can't relive Jasmine didn't tell me.

Jasmine Kang:
Oh, Garrett, if you see Lindy, tell her not to talk to Logan. Now that he got back together with Erin, I would die if he found out I liked him. Thanks.

Jasmine Kang:
Well, I'm here. What did you guys want to tell me?

Lindy Watson:
Okay, I'm just gonna rip the bandage off. We know you like Logan.

Jasmine Kang:
You told?

Garrett Spenger:
I couldn't help. Lindy threatened me.

Lindy Watson:
Jazz let him go.

Delia Delfano:
Yeah, don't hurt him. He might know some other secrets.

Lindy Watson:
You okay?

Jasmine Kang:
I'm fine.

Lindy Watson:
Sweetie, you don't have to hide this from us. Liking someone is a good thing. Even if it is my brother. You know he does his homework on the toilet, right?

Jasmine Kang:
Aw, he's doing his homework now.

Delia Delfano:
Oh, she's got it bad.

Lindy Watson:
Look, Jazz, you should just tell Logan how you feel. And the sooner the better, because the secret-keeping around here is not so good.

Jasmine Kang:
I can't just go up to him and say, "I like you." I mean, what if he doesn't like me back? It would be awful.

Lindy Watson:
Well, do you want me to talk to him? Find out how he feels?

Jasmine Kang:
I guess that would be okay. But you can't come right out and ask him if he likes me. You have to ask him in a way that he won't know. But you'll know, and I'll know, but he won't know that we know, you know?

Lindy Watson:
No, I don't know.

Jasmine Kang:
You just have to be subtle.

Lindy Watson:
I wouldn't worry about subtle.

Lindy Watson:
Especially with a guy who pronounces it "sub-tull.

Jasmine Kang:
Delia, Phenelope me!

Lindy Watson:
Okay, now you can freak out!

Delia Delfano:
Every party is better with a goat!