I Gonna Fuck You Back to the Stoneage

Michael Jordan:
You can't do this to me! You can't do this to me! I will f*** you...

Nike marketing exec:
Sir, please calm down.

Michael Jordan:
I will f*** you back to the f***ing stone age! I will f*** you back to the stone age!

Nike marketing exec:
Sounds like somebody didn't get his latte this morning...

Bill Cartwright:
Hey where's Doug?

Michael Jordan:
The Stone Age... where he belongs...