I Got the Hook Up

Black:
You run your mouth too much. You learn to control your mouth, you might could f*** both of 'em.

Blue:
I don't wanna f*** both of 'em. I'll f*** Carla, but that Bessie looking, bald head ugly b*tch? I wouldn't f*** her if, god damn if I was on parole.

Blue:
Tell her I'll have on some gym socks and a backstage pass from a Kool Moe Dee concert.

Blue:
Tell her I'll be wearing cowboy boots with some click-clacks around my neck.

Blue:
Tell her I'll be butt naked with a belt on, and a beeper, and some Blu-Blockers.

Blue:
Tell her I'ma be butt naked with a 'Bout It radio sticker sign on my ass. And a gold necklace. And a class ring.

Blue:
Tell her I'ma be a**hole naked with some handcuffs and a whip, and a hula skirt. And a saddle on my back. And a big-ass NFL hat on.

Grandmother:
Don't talk to me if you ain't got no reefer, man.

Hispanic Man:
Oh yeah? Well f*** you!

Grandmother:
Well f*** you too.

Hispanic Man:
Eat sh*t too!

Little Girl:
Look, my mama want her money back.

Blue:
How am I gonna give you the money back? You done ate one of the pig's feet.

Little Girl:
No we didn't.

Blue:
I got a magic lamp. Tell your mama she gotta rub this every Wednesday at 3:42 standing on one leg with Al Green playing in the background, her money will pop out. And tell your daddy to buy you another shirt.

Black:
You better be lucky we came, your old ass probably gonna catch a heart attack. Me and Blue probably gonna save your life.

Mr. Mimm:
Leave those pretty women alone! Save my life? My life don't need saving, I been doing this for twenty years.

Black:
You know you can't get it up like you used to.

Mr. Mimm:
Yes I can. I got a hard-on right now.

Blue:
They're gonna put me on fries and that's when I'll start making the big bucks.