I Heart Regina

Jimmy - ICE:
No one wants to live in dank.

Don - DON'T SLIP on the ICE:
Never compliment a woman on her breasts.

Julee - the ANT & the ELEPHANT:
Under the condition you let me make love to you - through the back door.

Doctor - a FOREIGN SONG:
Amor, estoy mamado tuve un dia larguisimo. Pero cuentame de ti mi linda, que noticias has oido?

Helen:
Oooh! Oh Walter! I thought you were dead.

Young Scotty - MOSASAUR:
That's me with Jesus. Jesus is the one with the beard.

Joel - ARROWS:
Try to keep up flapjacks! One, two, three, four!

Carle - EXCEPT WHEN I DON'T:
First they fleeced me for my tweezers, then they lost my luggage, and then they left me here.

Jeannie - BROTHERS:
Look at you two, keep on smiling, that's what she always said, keep on smiling.

Hero - REGECTOMY:
I just had a vasectomy. And, my old lady threw me out. You guys?

Olga - HANSON & GRETA:
I'll get you, you little monsters! I'll drink your blood. I'll swim in your blood! I'll cut your throat. I'll fry you in vinegar!

Narrator:
Somehow Kathryn should be meeting Paul, but like I said this is not a traditional fairytale.

Jay - MINUS 47:
See the difference is,here,if your car totally breaks down, you could die.