I Love the '70s

Joel Stein:
[On "Land of the Lost"] Steven Spielberg really ripped them off with "Jurassic Park."

Hal Sparks:
My pet rock attacked my little brother, and we had it euthanized.

Kermit the Frog:
[on streaking] I don't see what the big deal is. I'm naked right now. I guess when you're human you have more parts to flop around.

Michael Ian Black:
"Young Frankenstein" is the funniest black-and-white movie ever, even funnier than "Schindler's List."

Hal Sparks:
James Bond had to get with the sistas to compete for that Shaft dolla.

Kermit the Frog:
It's funny that the success of The Muppet Show didn't really affect our relationships with each other. Like any family, we have our disagreements and quarrels, but at the end of the day, if everybody agrees with Miss Piggy, nobody gets hurt.