I Love the 80's 3-D

Godfrey:
[on "The Legend of Billie Jean" from 1985] Fair is fair, I cut my hair.

Wil Wheaton:
[on "The Legend of Billie Jean" from 1985] That's who we're f***ing with? What's wrong with you, man? Pay her!

Antigone Rising:
[on "The Legend of Billie Jean from 1985] Suddenly all the kids everywhere are screaming "Fair is fair!"

Antigone Rising:
Pat Benetar's song Invincible became the theme for that movie. ["The Legend of Billie Jean", 1985]

Mo Rocca:
[on The Noid, from 1989] The Noid, for me, was a horrific blend of Toucan Sam and Abe Vigoda.

The Modern Humorist:
[on Lita Ford from 1988] Lita Ford looked hot, but she also looked like she might smell like a Dumpster.

Emily Procter:
[on Lita Ford from 1988] She seemed scary. She made me nervous. I thought she was going to kill me.

Chris Wylde:
[on EPCOT from 1982] Here's why EPCOT is good: they serve booze! There's no booze at Magic Kingdom! None! It's dry! You go to EPCOT, get hammered, you go back to Magic Kingdom and *really* enjoy Space Mountain.

Michael Ian Black:
[on the Pepsi Challenge] The Pepsi Challenge was NEVER about pressure, just getting it right.

Mo Rocca:
[on VCRs] Before the VCR, families had to go out to a theater to watch porn, but now they could watch it at home, together.

Elon Gold:
[on EPCOT] Who needs Europe anymore? It's right there on one street.