Ice Age: Collision Course

Ice Age: Collision Course

Ice Age: Collision Course is a 2016 American 3D computer-animated science fiction comedy film produced by Blue Sky Studios and distributed by 20th Century Fox. It is the fifth installment in the Ice Age film series and the sequel to Ice Age: Continental Drift (2012). The film was directed by Mike Thurmeier and Galen Tan Chu from a screenplay by Michael J. Wilson, Michael Berg and Yoni Brenner, and stars Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Queen Latifah, Seann William Scott, Josh Peck, Jennifer Lopez, and Simon Pegg reprising their roles from the previous films alongside Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Adam DeVine, Nick Offerman, Max Greenfield, Stephanie Beatriz, Melissa Rauch, Michael Strahan, Jessie J and Neil deGrasse Tyson. In the film, after Scrat accidentally launches several deadly meteors to Earth during an attempt to bury his acorn, Manny, the Herd, and Buck must go on a life or death mission to find a way to fend them off. The film premiered at the Sydney Film Festival on June 19, 2016, and was released in the United States on July 22, 2016. Ice Age: Collision Course received generally negative reviews from critics and grossed $408 million worldwide on a $105 million budget.

Director(s): Mike Thurmeier
Production: 20th Century Fox
  2 wins.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
34
Rotten Tomatoes:
16%
PG
Year:
2016
94
$64,060,187
Website
2,039 Views
Kiss your Ice Goodbye.
They're going out with a bang.
One Small Step. One Giant Mess.
Astro Nut.
Brace Yourself.
Beauty and the Sloth.
Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow.

[In Buck's home, three dino-birds are fighting over a Mother Triceratops and stealing her egg]

Buck:
? Figaro! Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, FIGAROOOO!!! ? [Buck is taking a shower] With you in a minute. I'll have to uh...rinse and repeat.

Gavin:
[groans] That weasel is such a buzzkill. Let's go, kids.

[Buck is done having the shower]

Buck:
[to the Mother Triceratops] Don't worry, ma'am. I'll catch the crew that poached your egg. [drinks the milk from a coconut, and throws it away] It's a pun! I'm winking under the eye patch. [jumps off a cliff] ? A mother is crying, a damsel in distress ?, [lands on Roger] ? Foreboding intruders have made such a mess. ? [plucks one of Roger's feathers] ? What I detect is a lack of respect, For all that is precious and dear! ? [Roger bites his tail, and screams in pain] ? I am the pint-sized protector of this lost world. ? ? But my friends call me Buck. ? [Gavin bites the cliff, instead of Buck] Well played, guys! ? I have a message, "Bullies not welcome..." [gets Rudy's Tooth] "...Return what you've stolen. Go back where you came from." La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ? ? You know I'm greater, So don't be a hater. You may be Jurassic, But I am fantastic! ? [echoing from a cave] ? Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro! ? Oh, love that bit! [Gavin growls] ? Running, and Climbing, and Spinning, and Grinning, and Ducking, and Diving, and Dodging, and Sliding, and Gliding, and Staying alive, And these are the few of the things that I do before lunch! ? Death defying! Danger denying! [jumps off a cave's cliff] Look I'm flying! ? You might think I'm mad, but hey, you only live once! No need to thank me, but if you insist, I won't resist. ? Who smells like fish?! Hold on to your butts! [The Dino-Birds sniff their butts] ? Class Diiiiiisss... [The Dino-Birds tries to fly away, but boulders land on them] ...Miiiiiisssssed! ? [catches his drink and sips it] Ah... Good egg!

Buck:
No worries, because I've got a plan.

Manny:
Really, to stop an asteroid?

Buck:
[shows the tablets on the prophecy] Look, the last two asteroids have pummeled the earth in the same spot, and it's about to happen again. We've got to go there and see what's attracting the asteroid. Once we know why it's coming, we can figure out how to send it somewhere else.

Granny:
That plan is so dumb, I wish it had a face so I could smack it.

Manny:
Let me get this straight - instead of running away from a deadly asteroid... you want us to run directly towards it.

Buck:
I know it sounds suboptimal. But the good news is, it'll kill us no matter where we went!

Diego:
Well, that's reassuring.

Manny:
Okay. Even if we get to the crash site, how are we supposed to change what is literally written in stone?

Buck:
Ah, my cynical friend, the dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, but some escaped. They changed their fate and we can change ours, too! Who's with me?! [the Herd all look at each other, then quickly huddle in]

Manny:
So what do you think?

Ellie:
Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right.

Buck:
[dressed up with a leaf hat, nicking a lady's voice] No, don't listen to the weasel. He's a raving loon! [everyone just stares at Buck severely, and he laughs] Sorry, I just love playing devil's advocate. And looking fabulous!! [swoops away while waving his bottom]

Diego:
Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right?

Shira:
But what if he can't this time?

Peaches:
I don't know what to believe, but I'm afraid our lives will be over before they begin.

[They break up]

Manny:
[Buck cuts out the prophecy for the journey] Okay...I guess we're in.

Crash and Eddie:
[salute] Crash and Eddie reporting for duty!

Eddie:
Haha! "Duty". [he and Crash laugh]

Buck:
Excellent!

[Ellie and Manny walking behind Peaches and Julian]

Manny:
[scoffs] Look at him. [Manny sees Julian walking funny] Who walks like that? [mocking Julian] "Oh, look at me." "I'm Julian." "Forget the asteroid and give me a hug, bro dad." [interruptingly coughing] Look at that pretty bird over there. [shows Julian a dead vulture sitting on a branch which it squawks weakly]

Julian:
Yeah. That is a pretty bird. Good eye, Manny!

Manny:
[laughs nervously] The sky's literally falling and she thinks we're just gonna let her stroll into the wilderness with mister no plan's bouncy walk.

Ellie:
Stop picking on him.

Manny:
Come on, El. You're still mad at me, are you?

Ellie:
No, I'm not still mad. Because that's not how I wanna spend what could be our final days together. But if we somehow survive that planet-killing hunk of space rock, you're in for it.

Manny:
If we survived, we lose our daughter.

Ellie:
Well, I've been thinkin' about that, too. What if–?

Manny:
[interrupts] Oh, I know. We destroy their relationship, right? That way we never have to let her go and she'll just stay our little girl FOREVER! [Laughs evilly]

Ellie:
No, you psychopath. What if we convince them to stay near us?

Manny:
Oh...that's better. I like it. But how?

Ellie:
The way we always get her to do what we want, we make her think it's her idea.

Manny:
You sneaky, sneaky minx. He-he-he.

Ellie:
Let's just hope we haven't lost our touch.

Buck:
[goes upside down in front of Ellie] Found it. Behold, mammals, a sneak preview of the asteroid to come. A space rock: Fresh from the cosmos. [licks the space rock] Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. A taste iron, a carbon... [gurgles] Oh, and a hint of nickel. Oh, space taste lonely.


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