Identity Thief

Bartender:
These aren't your friends. They like you because you're buying them drinks. People like you don't have friends.

Diana:
I just want to be upfront and say I visually enjoy you.

Sandy Patterson:
Do you know what a sociopath is?

Diana:
Do they like ribs?

Sandy Patterson:
Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?

Sandy Patterson:
You're diabolical.

Diana:
Thank you.

Sandy Patterson:
That's not a compliment.

Diana:
I know.

Sandy Patterson:
I said no jewelry.

Diana:
Oh, were you serious?

Sandy Patterson:
Yeah.

Diana:
You've got to work on your tone.

Diana:
Dawn Budgie... That's a terrible f***ing name.

Julian:
[having just been shot] You know what, you're crazy!

Skiptracer:
Yep. Diagnosed and everything.

Diana:
Ya lookin' for these? You're not gonna find 'em, stupid. See ya, Sandy!