Im weißen Rössl - Wehe Du singst!

Dr. Otto Siedler:
A woman is not a tie, you can't put her around your neck against her will.

Dr. Otto Siedler:
Your nasal wings flatter my fingers tips. Both are elegantly curved, like tiny Olympic trails.

Ottilie Giesecke:
I wish I could download you as an app: "1001 best compliments every woman should hear before she dies"

Sigismund S?lzheimer:
I'm Sigismund S?lzheimer, the fans and their buddies can ll call me ''Siggi''.

Ottilie Giesecke:
I'm...

Sigismund S?lzheimer:
[interrupts] Lets rather talk about me. Everything I know about you, takes me one more secret away.

Sigismund S?lzheimer:
[to Ottilie after their date] You had the time of your life with me. Don't be sad that it's over.

Leopold:
[after he quits] Ottilie, I'm sorry. I know, you hate it but I have to sing a song right now.

Ottilie Giesecke:
Don't worry about me, Leo. Just go ahead and sing.

Dr. Otto Siedler:
You stamped over the white Flokati of my soul with dirty walking shoes.

Ottilie Giesecke:
Well, give your to the cleaner and send me the bill, you choir boy.

Leopold:
S?lzheimer has lied to you. He wants to blow up "The White Horse Inn"

Josepha:
Lord help me!

Leopold:
Forget the Lord! You got me now!

Ottilie Giesecke:
We women love bastards. We are only happy being unhappy.

Leopold:
That doesn't make any sense at all.

Ottilie Giesecke:
We're talking about the female brain here.

Ottilie Giesecke:
Why are you worried? Yesterday you said no to me, cristal clear.

Dr. Otto Siedler:
I said no because your proposal didn't seemed to come from the bottom of your heart but from the bottom of an empty booze bottle. I was afraid you would regret your step the next day and didn't wanted to embarress you.

Ottilie Giesecke:
What If I have asked you sober?

Dr. Otto Siedler:
Then my answer would have been the most yes-meaning yes with which somebody has ever answered a question.

Chefkoch:
[after Dr. Siedler was trying to make a proposal to Ottilie] Did she said ''Yes''?

Dr. Otto Siedler:
I'm afraid no.

Chefkoch:
Did she said ''No''?

Dr. Otto Siedler:
I'm afraid yes.

Chefkoch:
[to Dr. Siedler after the refused proposal] There never was a refused proposal in the ''White Horse Inn''. Doctore, what have you done wrong?

Leopold:
[about the flowers and the parfume, he gave to Josepha, while she thinks it is a present of Dr. Siedler] Of cause the parfume was expensive. I paid it.

Chefkoch:
Mamma mia. Why don't you tell the chiefess that the smell and the weed is from you?

Ottilie Giesecke:
[Nobbe is texting Ottilie while sitting in front of her in a restaurant, Ottilie is taking her mobile] Oh my god, that's so exciting. We will tell our grandchildren about it, when they ask ''Granny, was that really like that? Did Granddad really proposed to you via text message?'' [reads the text message] Wait a minute. Do you have a typo? It says ''It is over''

Nobbe:
Yes. With a V or a F?

Ottilie Giesecke:
With a V.

Nobbe:
Then everything is all right.

Ottilie Giesecke:
But you wanted to text me something else.

Nobbe:
No, I wanted to text you that it's over. Let's just be friends. I mean, after all, we see each other at the office every day. OK. Bye [stands up to leave]

Ottilie Giesecke:
Have you escaped from anywhere?

Dr. Otto Siedler:
From the prison of Lonelyness, from the Alcatraz of bachelorhood, from the Bastille of single state.