In Bruges

In Bruges

In Bruges is a 2008 film in which Irish contract killers Ray and Ken are sent to the medieval Belgian city of Bruges following a botched hit in London to wait for further instructions from their employer Harry.

Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Martin McDonagh
Production: Focus Features
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 24 wins & 53 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.9
Metacritic:
67
Rotten Tomatoes:
84%
R (Restricted)
Year:
2008
107
$7,550,836
Website
19,563 Views

Ken:
The boy's suicidal Harry. He's a walkin dead man. Keeps goin on about hell...

Harry:
When I phoned you yesterday, did I ask you 'Ken, would you do me a favor and become Ray's psychiatrist for me?' No. I think what I asked you was, would you go blow his f***in head off for me. He's suicidal? I'm suicidal, you're suicidal, everyone is f***in suicidal they don't just keep going on about it. Has the boy killed himself yet? So hes not f***in suicidal is he?

Ken:
He put a loaded gun to his head, I stopped him.

Harry:
Wha...? This gets f***in worse.

Ken:
We were down the park...

Harry:
Let me get this right. At the park? Whats that got to do with f***in anything? Let me get this right. Not only have you refused to kill the boy, you have stopped him from killing himself. Which would have solved my problem, which would have solved your problem, and from what it sounds like, it would have solved the boy's problem.

Ken:
The boy has the capacity to change.

Harry:
I have the capacity to change

Ken:
You have the capacity to get worse. Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c*nt. You're a c*nt now, you've always been a c*nt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c*nt. Maybe have some more c*nt kids.

Harry:
[furious] Leave my kids f***ing out of it! What have they done? You f***ing retract that bit about my c*nt f***ing kids!

Ken:
I retract that bit about your c*nt f***ing kids.

Harry:
Insult my f***ing kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken:
I retracted it, didn't I? [quietly] Still leaves you a c*nt...

Harry:
Yeah, I f***ing got that!

Harry:
[to Eirik, with his eyepatch] Aye-aye!

Yuri:
Take your pick, Mr. Waters.

Harry:
An UZI? Ha, I'm not from South Central Los f***ing Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot 20 black 10-year olds in a f***ing drive-by - I want a normal gun for a normal person.

Yuri:
I knew he wouldn't kill the guy. I could see it in his eyes when I was telling him about the alcoves.

Harry:
...about the what?

Yuri:
The alcoves - the alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park. Oh, I also have some dimdims. You use this word, "dimdims"? The bullets that make the head explode?

Harry:
"Dumdums", yeah.

Yuri:
Would you like some of these dimdims?

Harry:
I know I shouldn't...

[...]

Harry:
But I will.

Eirik:
Motherf***er.

Harry:
Is he talking to me?

Yuri:
No, Eirik's on your side, Mr. Waters. Your young friend blinded him last night.

Harry:
Ray did?

Eirik:
I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.

Harry:
Well, to be honest, it sounds like it was all your fault.

Eirik:
What?!

Harry:
I mean basically, if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks, and you allow your gun to be taken off you, and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah, really, it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop whining and cheer the f*** up.

[Eirik, furious, stands up]

Yuri:
Eirik - I really wouldn't respond.

Eirik:
I thought you wanted the guy dead?

Harry:
I do want the guy dead, I want him f***ing crucified. But it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?


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