Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb

Indiana Jones:
[upon encountering the saw trap in Prague] In times like this, I realize that I should've kept that teaching job.

Marshall Kai, Ch'in Shi-Huang-Ti:
My apologies, Doctor Jones. My partner is cursed with a vivid imagination and an impetuous tongue.

Indiana Jones:
Reminds me of my last date.

Wu Han:
The Black Dragon Fortress is located at the peak of those mountains.

Indiana Jones:
I don't suppose they have an elevator.

Wu Han:
No, but there is a gondola system that runs throughout the entire complex.

Indiana Jones:
It can't be that easy.

Wu Han:
It's not. The system is located in the middle of a Nazi submarine base.

Indiana Jones:
Figures.

Indiana Jones:
[every time Indy finds a secret artifact] I'm gonna be a rich man... if I ever get out of this alive.

Indiana Jones:
I think someone just stepped on my grave.

Von Beck:
Guten tag, Doctor Jones. A beautiful day for a swim, is it not? I would join you, but I'm afriad I have forgotten my bathing suit.

Indiana Jones:
No problem. I can lend you mine. It's back at the hotel.

Von Beck:
[laughs] The famous American sense of humor. I never really understood it.

Indiana Jones:
Have I ever mentioned how absolutely stunning you look in that dress?

Mei Ying:
It's the third time you've mentioned it, Doctor Jones.

Indiana Jones:
Not bad. Sometimes, I impress even myself.

[repeated line]

Indiana Jones:
I have a bad feeling about this.

Indiana Jones:
[when Indy finds an artifact] Fortune and glory, here I come!

Indiana Jones:
[after putting on a German officer uniform to disguise himself] They say women like a man in uniform. I think this is probably an exception.

Mei Ying:
[after Indy is scared by a snake-shaped torch] What's the matter? It's just a snake.

Indiana Jones:
It's a long story...