Inside Man

Dalton Russell:
My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and never repeat myself. I have told you my name, and that's the who. The where can most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being imprisoned. The what is easy. Recently, I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the when. As for the why, beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple. Because I can. Which leaves us only with the how. And therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.

Dalton Russell:
When I said that I planned the perfect bank robbery, I meant precisely that.

Dalton Russell:
You have four seconds. Anyone still standing gets shot.

Dalton Russell:
My friends and I are making a very large withdrawal from this bank. Anybody gets in our way, gets a bullet in the brain.

Dalton Russell:
Peter, think very carefully about how you answer the next question, because if you get it wrong, your headstone will read: "Here lies Peter Hammond, hero who valiantly attempted to prevent a brilliant bank robbery by trying to hide his cellular phone, but wound up getting shot in the f***ing head."

Dalton Russell:
Anyone else here smarter than me?

Dalton Russell:
Respect is the ultimate currency.

Dalton Russell:
Or am I just whistling "Dixie" out of my ass?

Dalton Russell:
When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door.

Dalton Russell:
Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away.

Det. Keith Frazier:
We got to sit back and look at this thing from a distance. Things are not all they appear to be.

Det. Keith Frazier:
Until I talk to them, they get nothing, not even a cup of coffee.

Det. Keith Frazier:
You planned every inch of this thing right from the start and you've got everybody marching to your beat, including me, and I'm through buying it.

Det. Keith Frazier:
This ain't no bank robbery.

Det. Keith Frazier:
Don't bullshit the bullshitter!

Det. Keith Frazier:
Look out, bad guys! Here I come.

Det. Keith Frazier:
Detective first grade Keith Fraz-ahhh.

Det. Keith Frazier:
Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail.

Det. Keith Frazier:
Thank you, bank robber!

Arthur Case:
I need to be assured that certain interests are protected.

Madeleine White:
I can change your entire program, so the sooner that you stop being my problem, and start being my solution, the better off you'll be.

Other Characters:
Young Boy: Like my man Fiddy says, get rich or die trying.

Other Characters:
Veronica Keepsake: You're saying I violated section 34/Double-D?

Other Characters:
Vikram Walia: Protect and serve my ass, where's my f***ing turban?

Dalton Russell:
Don't I sound calm to you?

Det. Keith Frazier:
Yes, you do.

Det. Keith Frazier:
I wouldn't get too comfortable here.

Dalton Russell:
I have the cable guy coming on Wednesday.

Det. Bill Mitchell:
Hey Keith, let me see your shoe.

Det. Keith Frazier:
What?

Det. Bill Mitchell:
Lemme see your shoe.

Det. Keith Frazier:
Why?

Det. Bill Mitchell:
'Cause I have never seen anyone put their foot that far up a guy's ass.

Det. Keith Frazier:
[Busts out laughing] Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I?

Dalton Russell:
Soon I'm gonna be sucking down Piña Coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.

Det. Keith Frazier:
No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus...and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? [in a sing-songy voice] It's not a Piña Colada!

Madeleine White:
Look, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade.

Det. Keith Frazier:
Why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the right level? Problem solved.

Det. Keith Frazier:
You ever had a gun stuck in your face before?

Sergeant Collins:
Yeah, once.

Det. Keith Frazier:
Really?

Sergeant Collins:
Yeah, by a twelve-year-old.

Det. Keith Frazier:
What was that like?

Sergeant Collins:
Not one of my better days.

Dalton Russell:
Lady? Believe me. This is the only situation where I'd ask you to do this. But take off your f***ing clothes.

Miriam:
No. You should be ashamed of yourself. [Dalton points gun at her head] What's with you mishegoyim? Go ahead, make my day.

Dalton Russell:
Take your f***ing clothes off, lady.

Miriam:
No!

Vikram Walia:
F***in' tired of this sh*t. What happened to my f***in' civil rights? Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed? Get thrown out a bank, I'm a hostage, I get harassed. I go to the airport, I can't go through security without a random selection. F***in' random, my ass.

Det. Keith Frazier:
I bet you can get a cab though.

Vikram Walia:
I guess that's one of the perks.

Herman Gluck:
He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies!

Cop:
Who said this? Who?

Herman Gluck:
Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big f***ing gun, that's who!

[Case has just told Madeline that he did business with the Nazis]

Madeliene White:
Well, I'd love to tell you what a monster you are, but, uh, I have to help Bin Laden's nephew buy a co-op on Park Ave.

Arthur Case:
[laughing] If that were true, you wouldn't tell me.

Madeliene White:
[turning to leave] We're listing you as a reference.

Madeleine White:
When there's blood in the streets it's time to buy. (attributed to Baron Rothschild)

Captain Darius:
Get these guys some vests.