Insomniac with Dave Attell

Dave Attell:
Man, you've gone from social drinker to alcoholic really quickly.

Dave Attell:
If these walls could talk... you'd hear the sound of fat women saying, "Call me."

Dave Attell:
Usually when you hear a laugh like that, it comes with a chainsaw.

[referring to a jack-o-lantern]

Dave Attell:
You know you're drunk if you try to f*** one of the holes.