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The Irate Gamer:
And you'll be taking orders from a few generals, including Brigadier Betty, who turns out to be one hot commanding officer. Oh yeah, now we're talkin'! But I'm not really sure is short shorts are part of the military uniform. Oh well, rules were made to be broken.

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My biggest complaint overall in this game would have to be the lack of Betty. We need more Betty, dammit. She should be in every cut scene of this game.

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If you like strategy games, then this one is right up your alley. If not, you can always use it for a coaster or something.

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No matter how good a player you are, you have to be very strategic in every move you make or you end up losing.

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F***, I lost the game. It's all their fault!

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In this game, you play as the main character...

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This fresh installment brings back everything you loved about the past installments...

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Now let me preface by saying this game is not intended for kids.

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Kratos is back in the third God of War game to round out this trilogy.

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In this review, we're reviewing Kirby's Epic Yarn.

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With three fighters fighting on each side, it makes this unique brawler very unique and very enjoyable to play.

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This is the long-awaited third installment in the Marvel vs. Capcom franchise.

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If you enjoyed Super Smash Bros. Melee for the GameCube, then this game will leave you speechless. It's pretty much the same great game, but with tons of new characters and features thrown into the mix. And who doesn't love the idea of picking a favorite Nintendo character and then beating the living sh*t out of your opponent?

The Irate Gamer:
In Smash Bros. Melee, my biggest complaint was that there were a lot of duplicate fighters, like Mario and Dr. Mario, Link and Young Link, Pikachu and Pichu. What the hell? Doesn't really give you a whole lot of variety, does it? But this game pretty much takes care of that issue. The only ones who didn't make it back in the sequel were the duplicates, Mewtwo - not really a big loss there, and Roy, who just ended up getting replaced with Ike.

[an image of Ike from "South Park" appears]

The Irate Gamer:
Uh, not that Ike.

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[on Contra 4] I've always been a big fan of Contra games, and this one is no exception. This one tends to bring back all the memories of the old NES versions, but with better graphics.

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Of course the further you advance, the harder it gets.

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Now this game kinda reminds me of the game Diablo in many ways, as you have to travel to different areas and kill off enemies to increase your skill level and learn new spells.

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Then you get to play two back-to-back Van Halen songs played by Van Halen.