It's Always Fair Weather

Kid Mariacchi:
Where do you have to go?

Ted Riley:
Tim's Bar on Third Avenue. It's a long way from here.

Kid Mariacchi:
You're nuts. It's ten minutes.

Ted Riley:
No, it's ten years.

Madeline Bradville:
We had something so wonderful, a totally reformed drunkard who was going to tell us his inspiring story.

Jackie Leighton:
Yes, but he got drunk.

Ted Riley:
Look lady, if you'll excuse, you don't have to hang around with me all evening. I wish I didn't have to hang around with myself.

Doug Hallerton:
There must be some more dignified way to sell Klenzrite... like you, taking a bath in it, stark naked in Macy's window.

Doug Hallerton:
Somebody stole my moustache. Fielding, I want that moustache returned, every hair in place.

Jackie Leighton:
But, Ted, aren't you in terrible danger?

Ted Riley:
Yeah. Yeah, I'm in terrible danger. I'm in danger of believing that look on your face.

Ted Riley:
I'm mixed up with some of the shadiest characters in town. As a matter of fact, knowing the inspiring and uplifting work you do on this program, I - I feel terrible showing my face in decent homes across the country. Boys, don't be like me. Live clean. Use Klenzrite.