It's Complicated

Jane:
Do you poke smot?

Jake:
And what's with the "big guy"? Is it because I'm fat?

Adam:
Here comes your ex-husband. Uh-oh, not the best time to be feeling groovy!

Jake:
I'm sorry.

Jane:
How far back does that 'sorry' go?

Jake:
How far back do you need it to go?

Jane:
Wa-ay back.

Jane:
Jane?

Jane:
Hi.

Adam:
Did you get this high from *one* hit?

Jane:
Yeeeaaaaaahhh!

Jake:
And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I was into it!

Jane:
Fancy a toke?

Harley:
Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke weed.

Jane:
Me neither.

[takes a drag]

Harley:
Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?

Jake:
Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone?

Harley:
Oh no. Of course not. Just add it to the list.

Jane:
I like a lot of semen, always have.

Jake:
[Discussing Jane's lack of a bikini wax] You've gone native. I dig it.

Jake:
Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?

Jane:
Don't you ever eat at your house?

Jake:
Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.

Jake:
Home Sweet Home.

Jane:
I was going to call you last night, and then you wouldn't of taken the call. It would have of gone on for months and!

Adam:
I would have taken the call!

Jake:
I don't regret giving it another shot.

Jane:
It probably would of worked, if you hadn't been married.

Jake:
I wouldn't of considered it, if I wasn't!

Jane:
I don't regret it either.

Jane:
AW! It's official! We are having an affair!

Jake:
Why do you need to label everything?

Jane:
Because! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS!