It's Tough to Be a Bird

Narrator:
[flying a plane] Although we want to live a life serene and keep our feathers and our noses clean, with human population on the scene, man! [gunshots destroy the plane as he says:] It is so tough... to be... a... bird!

M.C. Bird:
You know, It is not easy being a bird. [puts his feathers back on] But what are you gonna do? Huh? I guess we birds are born losers. [hold a record] I just to put the record straight. [chuckles] Listen to this.

[M.C. Bird puts the record on the record player and starts dancing]

M.C. Bird:
[flying a plane] Although we want to live a life serene and keep our feathers and our noses clean, with human population on the scene, man!

[Gunshots destroy the plane as he says:
]

M.C. Bird:
It is so tough... to be... a... bird!

[He falls downs to the ground and crashes off-screen. The feathers fall gently to M.C. bird]

M.C Bird:
Gee, Is that some?

[M.C Bird gets ups and looks through his binoculars]

M.C Bird:
I'm at 93 billion, eight hundred, sixty-five million, nine hundred, thirty six thousand, four hundred and thirty three. [the camera shows different kinds of birds] You know is estimated that there were over 100 billion grades in the world. And over eight thousand five hundred different species. But unfortunately, there are some species that no-one will see again.