It Couldn't Happen Here

Priest:
I smell youth... vintage youth.

Neil Tennant:
You don't have any weapons in there, do you?

Priest:
Why? What do you need?

Chris Lowe:
Where are you from?

Neil Tennant:
Yes where are you from?

Priest:
I'm glad you asked me twice. You see I'm a bilingual. A bilingual illiterate - I can't read in two languages.

Priest:
I'm just tired... I've been up all night trying to round off the infinate. And Lucifer before the day doth go.

Chris Lowe:
Don't we know you?

Priest:
I don't know. I used to be blind. But then I started eating carrots. I still can't see during the day.