It Started with Eve

Newspaper Editor:
Ain't it pretty!

Newspaper Editor:
As long as he has to go, please let him go no later than 9:20 - that dirty Herald has been getting all the breaks

Newspaper Editor:
Yeah? What do you mean he isn't dead yet? Frank, I gotta have some action!

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
Oh, say, the fishing in Mexico - there's nothing like it. It's not really fishing... it's kind of big game hunting. They have fish with teeth and horns - a throwback to the buffalo. You go out in a boat and the fish charge at you. You just got to catch 'em in self-defense. You and I and two machine guns are going down there next month.

Anne Terry:
This must be a new five-dollar coin they're putting out... it looks like the same old dime to me.

Jonathan Reynolds:
Hey, that's a two-dollar cigar!

Dr. Harvey:
Where'd you get it?

Anne Terry:
Don't look at me - I smoke a pipe.

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
Come on, I'll give you another fifty dollars!

Jenny:
Well, what do you know!

Jackie Donovan:
Don't worry, Jenny, it's platonic. He wants her for his father.

Jonathan Reynolds:
The trouble with being sick is you have to associate with doctors.

Jackie Donovan:
I was just telling you about the fellow I used to go with. Turns out he was fickle - he married his fiancee.

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
Oh, I think you have a nice room. It's... different.

Anne Terry:
Uh-huh. On a clear day you can see all the way across it.

Roberts:
Has Doctor Harvey hidden my cigars?

Roberts:
Yes, sir.

Jonathan Reynolds:
Have you hidden my cigars from Doctor Harvey?

Roberts:
Yes, sir.

Dr. Harvey:
I have a pleasant surprise!

Jonathan Reynolds:
Are you leaving?

Jonathan Reynolds:
What did she call me?

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
A pompous, self-indulgent, overbearing imitation of a dictator.

Anne Terry:
Going around pinching people at your age.

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
When I get three seconds older, I'm going to start punching people.

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
If you hear something snap, don't turn around - it'll be your neck.

Anne Terry:
What's that?

Jonathan Reynolds:
It's a Reynolds Special.

Anne Terry:
Oh, but you shouldn't be... what's in it?

Jonathan Reynolds:
Oh, oh, nothing but, ah, coconut milk and, ah, vegetable juices. Doctor Harvey orders it for me. It's horrible.

Anne Terry:
Then why do you drink it.

Jonathan Reynolds:
It reminds me of Doctor Harvey and make me hate him and when I hate him, I feel good.

Railway Porter:
Lady, the next time you ain't goin' no place, why don't you take a plane!

Anne Terry:
You told me you'd have that picture destroyed!

Jonathan Reynolds:
Destroyed? If I'd done that, they'd never have seen it.

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
They?

Jonathan Reynolds:
Those women... those bead-twirlers. They called before they left.

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
They're gone! I mean... they've gone?

Jonathan Reynolds:
Well, they saw the picture in the paper. They said they were taking the first train to Mexico City. I advised them to take a plane - *quicker*.

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
All right, I'm sorry I pinched you.

Anne Terry:
Honest?

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
Hm-hmm.

Anne Terry:
You'll never do it again?

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
Never.

Anne Terry:
Promise?

Jonathan Reynolds Jr.:
Hm-hmm.

Anne Terry:
JONNY!