Jackass 2.5

Loomis Fall:
[covered in pee] That don't taste like Captain Morgan!

Steve-O:
[grabbing Loomis around the shoulders] It tastes like piss!

Johnny Knoxville:
Hey sir, would you mind driving a golf ball off my friend's crotch?

Johnny Knoxville:
[at the driving range] Please hit the idiots. Pass it on.

Bam Margera:
[after having pee thrown in his face by Dimitry] Eeew! My piss reeks!

Bam Margera:
[during the Butt Bead Ass Kite skit] I just lost a sh*t load of fans, but I've gained four in Key West!

Bam Margera:
[after the Butt Bead Ass Kite skit] I was under the influence of alcoholic beverages.