Jesus Awakens the Little Girl

Jesus:
Bridget, you were asleep for a really long time.

Bridget:
And I'm really hungry. What's with the dreary music? And this downer of a nightgown? It isn't even my color.

Bridget:
Look - now people are dancing - even my parents!

Jesus:
They're all convulsing in misery!

Bridget:
Baloney. I'm not going to cry at any of their funerals, either.

Jesus:
Bridget, you were dead.

Bridget:
I sure feel like it. How long was I out?

Jesus:
Three days.

Bridget:
Seriously, how long?