Jetsons: The Movie

Rosie:
Polly wanna gas mask?

Jane:
Hey Judy, wanna come with me to the big shopping mall tomorrow?

Judy:
Oh I don't think I could possibly... What time does it open?

Teddy 2:
Looks like your Elroy Elevator is out of order.

Elroy Jetson:
This move I call the Elroy Elevator.

George:
Hey, you've done everything.

Rudy 2:
Everything but press the button that gets it all going. That's your job, George, and Mr. Spaceley says you're the best.

George:
Well I wouldn't say that... but - well yes, maybe I would.

Rudy 2:
The bore brings up the ore.

George:
The bore brings up the ore?

Rudy 2:
The ore makes the sprockets.

George:
The ore makes the sprockets?

Rudy 2:
Uh-huh.

George:
Uh-huh.

Rudy 2:
Pack the sprockets into packets.

George:
Sack the packets into brackets?

Rudy 2:
Or the lockers.

George:
Or the lockers.

Rudy 2:
Lock the sprocket locker key in the pocket of your jacket.

George:
Got the sprocket locker key in my outer jacket pocket.

Rudy 2:
Are you ready?

George:
I'm ready.

Rudy 2:
Take the fourth ore sprockets packets from the packet brackets.

George:
And we rocket...

Rudy 2:
While we're rappin'.

Rudy 2:

Judy:
I just found out Doris told Susie and Susie told Mary and Mary told Francie and Francie told me that Helen took my date with Cosmo!

George:
Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!

George:
Why did you wake me? I was dreaming about sleeping.

Judy:
Thanks, Dad. You're outer-galactic.

George:
I'm out of money, too.

Mr. Spaceley:
Don't give those guys anymore donuts.

Mr. Spaceley:
I never should've put that dummy Jetson in charge of an operation this important. When I get home, I'll get a new vice president.

[the Jetsons, Astro, Teddy 2, Fergie, Apollo Blue, Squet and some of the Grungies all rise up into the plant from the ore asteroid below by elevator]

George:
[angrily] You've already got a vice president.

Mr. Spaceley:
Jetson?

George:
That's right, Mr. Spacely, that "dummy" George Jetson.

Mr. Spaceley:
What do you think you're doing?

George:
Turning off the plant before you do any more damage!

Mr. Spaceley:
Stay away from this button! That's an order!

George:
No, sir, Mister Spacely!

Mr. Spaceley:
What?

George:
I said, "No, sir, Mister Spacely!" [everyone cheers] By gosh, that felt good.

Mr. Spaceley:
What'll I do? What'll I do? I can lick this problem, but how? Think, Spacely, think. First I need someone to replace that Throttlebottom. But who? [yells into the intercom] Gertrude!

Gertrude:
[she comes in] Yes, Mr. Spacely?

Mr. Spaceley:
Take a problem. [Gertrude begins typing] We need one: A worker who's total loyalt is to Spacely Sprockets. And, of course, to me: President, CEO, and all-around sweetiepie. Two: someone expendable. [his image comes up on Gertrude's computer screen] Very funny. Three: Smoeone who will work for peanuts. Four: Not too bright. And Five: Someone who can push a button. That's it! Ok, what have you got?

Gertrude:
It's thinking, Mr. Spacely. It's thinking. [the screen flashes a lot of images until it comes to George's picture]

Mr. Spaceley:
Jetson? I wouldn't choose Jetson even if Spacely Sprockets was going bankrupt! If I needed a transfusion! If I lost my stockholders! My home! If I were penniless! [calms down] Penniless?

Gertrude:
He is expendable.

Mr. Spaceley:
Perfect!

[the bore driller is operational while the Jetsons, Astro, Teddy 2, Fergie, Apollo Blue, Squet and the Grungies are still underground and motioning to the Jetsons]

Squet:
Come on, come on, come on!

[the ground starts to give way under his feet]

Elroy:
Oh no! Squet! [grabs Squet's hand] Hang on!

[the ceiling crumbles over their heads, knocking them down over a edge]

Jane:
[severly overwhelmed, as fearing of loosing Elroy to possible death] ELROY!

[Everyone works together to move rocks. The Grungies form a 'human' chain to save Elroy and Squek as George and Jane look at each other with conerned looks on their faces. The Grungies pull a dirty Elroy, who is holding Squet, out from the caved in area]

Teddy 2:
He's got Squet!

George:
Elroy! [picks up Elroy and Squet] Oh thank God you're safe son.

Jane:
[Takes Elroy into her arms from George] Oh Elroy, darling. I was afraid. [crying with relief over Elroy's safety] I was so afraid.

Elroy:
I'm OK, mom, I'm OK. Squet's OK, too. [he slaps hands with Squet and the Grungies chant Squets name]

George:
[to the grungies] Thanks to all of you. [the Grungies cheer] C'mon everybody. We've got to stop the drilling! C'mon! [Everyone runs off]

Mr. Spaceley:
Now what, Jetson? What is this time?

George:
Just another little glitch, Mr. Spaceley!

Mr. Spaceley:
Another little glitch, huh?

George:
[shakes the Sprocket off his nose] Yes, sir.

Mr. Spaceley:
I think I know what that glitch is, Jetson, and I'm looking at him!

Mr. Spaceley:
[to Rudy 2] Where's Jetson, and why is the plant shut down?

Rudy 2:
It's the middle of the night, sir.

Mr. Spaceley:
Machines don't sleep. Start it up! Every second lost means money lost. And money lost means I scream *a lot*!

Rudy 2:
There's something going on here, George, the two sprockett lockers were unscrewed from the lock sprockett sockets.

George:
Say that again.

Rudy 2:
I can't.