Job Hunters

Paige:
[In Dorm Room] Devon?

Devon:
Tiff... in... the house... and... isn't...

Paige:
Slow down.

Devon:
Tiffany's alive.

Tiffany:
[In Debriefing Room] Bye now.

Avery:
You're alive. Oh, you're alive. [She Gives Tiffany a hug]

Paige:
With that, because of the hole in your chest and because Devon touched you...

Tiffany:
I am pleased to be your new house mate, Tiffany. What are your names?

Paige:
Tiffany, you know us. I'm Paige...

Tiffany:
Paige

Paige:
This is Devon.

Tiffany:
Devon

Paige:
We've been living in the House for weeks.

Avery:
You don't remember us?

Tiffany:
No, but I'm pleased to be your friend. I can tell we'd be great friends already. [She walks away]

Paige:
That was strange.

Avery:
She can't remember us at all.

Devon:
Amnesia. That's an easy fix. Let me just get my moxide and... [Avery shakes her head] What?

Paige:
Maybe, maybe we could just let it wear out of her system, naturally.

Devon:
You guys don't trust me to treat her do you?

MAEWIN Announcer:
Arena combat begins in one hour. Please prepare for arena combat.

Paige:
Let's just get ready for the arena.

Devon:
My name is Devon. I live in a world where people kill each other for jobs and every night the survivors go home as roommates.

Paige:
My name is Paige. I agreed to kill the one guy that makes me feel something for a job, but when it came down to it I couldn't deliver.

Avery:
My name is Avery, and 30 seconds ago I shot my best friend.

Tiffany:
[after Griff hits Max] Stop!

Griff:
Are you kidding me? You're getting backup from your blind girlfriend?

Tiffany:
I'm warning you. This is your last...

Griff:
[Griff shoots towards Tiffany and she falls] I told you, I don't give one single credit about any of you. So when I say jump, you say how...

Tiffany:
[Suddenly Tiffany pops up from the ground] Hi! You missed. [Tiffany smacks Gruff to the ground. A riot begins. She walks toward Griff] Oh and I am not his girlfriend. [She picks Griff up and slams him] We're just besties.

Avery:
I'm his girlfriend. [Avery comes and wacks Griff with a chair]

Tiffany:
[after Geoff hits Max] Stop!

Griff:
Are you kidding me? You're getting backup from your blind girlfriend?

Tiffany:
I warning you. This is your last...

Griff:
[Griff shoots toward Tiffany and she falls] I told you I don't give one single credit about any of you. So when I say jump, you say how...

Tiffany:
[Suddenly Tiffany pops up from the ground] Hi! You missed. [She smacks Griff to the ground. A riot begins as she walks to him] Oh, and I'm not his girlfriend. [She picks him up and slams him to the ground] We're just besties.

Avery:
I'm his girlfriend. [She hits him with a chair]

Max:
Safe House 7049 has been taken over by the Mercury Movement. The leader's name is Kelso Longview.

Avery:
[to Doctor Monroe] But you're telling me there's no medical reason I can't be a dump wrestler. [to Devon] Devon it's you're turn.

Doctor Monroe:
Your brain shows no signs of tumors, lesions, or increased pressure and there's no reason to believe your physical status is substandard, which by elimination leaves only incompetence as to the cause of your performance.

Devon:
Uncle Blaine, I'm trying.

Doctor Monroe:
Trying? You kill count currently top 60. 60! A doctor with 60 murders to his name. No one in the Monroe family has taken more than a week in the arena to find placement in their new career. You trained for this since you were 10 years old. What would your father say?

Devon:
Most of them were nearly dead when found them. I couldn't help them fast enough. And a dozen of those weren't my fault. It was an injected bonesaw.

Doctor Monroe:
Six of them were from using a bonesaw at all. Amputation is not a remedy I prescribe for head injuries. It's no surprise really. I'm more shocked you stayed alive this long. And each day you sully the Monroe name even more.

Devon:
I'll do better Uncle Blaine I promise.

Doctor Monroe:
The Monroe family is built of entirely respected and educated doctors. And two lawyers. The family reputation is on the line. Do something about it, or die trying. And soon.

Avery:
But you're telling me there's no medical reason I can't be a sumo wrestler. Devon it's your turn.

Doctor Monroe:
Your brain shows no signs of tumors, lesions or increased pressure and there's no reason to believe your physical status is substandard, which by elimination leads only incompetence as to the cause of your performance.

Devon:
Uncle Blaine I'm trying.

Doctor Monroe:
Trying? Your kill count currently top 60. 60! A doctor with 60 murders to his name. No one in the Monroe family has taken more than a week in the arena to find placement in their new career. You trained for this since you were 10 years old. What would your father say?

Devon:
Most of them were nearly dead when I found them. I couldn't help them fast enough. And a dozen of those weren't my fault. It was an infected bone saw.

Doctor Monroe:
Six of them were from using a bone saw at all. Amputation is not usually a remedy I prescribe for head injuries. It's no surprise to me really. I'm more shocked you stayed alive this long. And each day you sully the Monroe name even more.

Devon:
I'll do better Uncle Blaine I promise.

Doctor Monroe:
The Monroe family is built of entirely respected and educated doctors. And two lawyers. The family reputation is on the line. Do something about it, or die trying. And soon.

Avery:
[to Doctor Monroe] But you're telling me there's no medical reason I can't be a sumo wrestler. [to Devon] Devon it's you're turn.

Doctor Monroe:
Your brain shows no signs of tumors, lesions, or increased pressure and there's no reason to believe your physical status is substandard, which by elimination leaves only incompetence as to the cause of your performance.

Devon:
Uncle Blaine, I'm trying.

Doctor Monroe:
Trying? You kill count currently top 60. 60! A doctor with 60 murders to his name. No one in the Monroe family has taken more than a week in the arena to find placement in their new career. You trained for this since you were 10 years old. What would your father say?

Devon:
Most of them were nearly dead when found them. I couldn't help them fast enough. And a dozen of those weren't my fault. It was an injected bonesaw.

Doctor Monroe:
Six of them were from using a bonesaw at all. Amputation is not a remedy I prescribe for head injuries. It's no surprise really. I'm more shocked you stayed alive this long. And each day you sully the Monroe name even more.

Devon:
I'll do better Uncle Blaine I promise.

Doctor Monroe:
The Monroe family is built of entirely respected and educated doctors. And two lawyers. The family reputation is on the line. Do something about it, or die trying. And soon.