Judge Mills Lane

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Mills Lane:
...All right, let's get it on and get it decided!

Mills Lane:
[to a litigant] ...What part of "Don't talk" don't you understand -the "Don't," or the "talk?"

Mills Lane:
[admonishing a couple of female litigants] ...Ladies, I want to be able to call you ladies.

Mills Lane:
[to a litigant]... Here's my fluent Spanish for you: If you keep pushing it with me, I *guarantee* you're going to be EL GONE-O... EL QUICK-O... EL NOW-O!

Mills Lane:
[after ruling against a defendant] Now let me hear about your countersuit.

Unknown defendant:
Well, if he's gonna lie and say I hit him, then I'm just gonna lie and say he hit me back.

Mills Lane:
Come again?

Unknown defendant:
If he's gonna lie and say I hit him, then I'm just gonna lie and say he hit me back.

Mills Lane:
There goes the countersuit!