Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
I think there's something special that you need to give???

Nigel Billingsley:
Oh yes, but you need to find that first...

Spencer:
a game for those who seek to find.a way to leave their world behind.

Jumanji.

Anthony:
Jumanji what does that mean,

Which one do I pick.

Spencer:
i don’t think it doesn’t that much.

Jefferson seaplane McDonough pilot and rascal.

Anthony:
it’s not working.

Spencer:
Kay try another one.

Franklin moose Finbar.

Anthony:
it’s always badass.

Spencer:
and he’s a Zoology expert awesome.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
RUN!

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
Smoldering Intensity.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
Dumbass.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
Don't push me. [Franklin "Moose" Finbar: Or what, Spencer?] Or I'll push you back.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
Enough. We can't waste lives. We need each other. Like it or not, We have to do this together.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
I DON'T WANNA DO THIS!

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
[Franklin "Moose" Finbar: The girl is into you, Spencer.] WHAT?!

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
All I'm saying is I don't have my Claritin, okay? And I'm allergic to almost everything.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
And I'm pretty sure this is a Bravestone thing.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
This is a video game, which means we all have special skills.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
We each have three lives, guys.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
I'm gonna fix the helicopter.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
It's a lot easier to be brave when you've got lives to spare. It's a lot harder when you only have one life.

Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
See you later, Bravestone.

Spencer Gilpin:
A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind. Jumanji.

Spencer Gilpin:
You pick a character and you're that person in the game.

Spencer Gilpin:
Dr. Smolder Bravestone.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Oh, my god, these things are crazy!

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Later, dude.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
It's okay, you can handle this. In real life, people love you, You can hook up with anyone you want. [Ruby Roundhouse: Is that what you tell yourself when you're scared?] Can you not judge me for, like, two seconds? I split up with Noah, I turned into a guy, and I cannot find my phone! I am allowed to be upset!

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Oh, my God, you guys, there is, like, literally a penis attached to my body right now. Martha, come look at my penis! [Ruby Roundhouse: No thanks.]

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Wow, wow, wow! Oh, this is so much easier!

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
[Ruby Roundhouse: I feel like I'm wearing a bikini at school.] I did that once. They sent me to the office. Noah likes it when I show some skin. It's like the key to our relationship.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
That is insane.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
YOU DROPPED THE JEWEL?!

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
"When you see me, begin the climb."

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
"When you see the elephant, begin the climb."

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
That was so intense, I, like, can't even with this place.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Hey, guys, this does not look like a piece of a map.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
I want Alex to come home, too.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Maybe we're all in a coma.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
NO! I'm an overweight middle aged man.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
What do you mean, there's nothing there? It's a map, just like he said. It's a map of Jumanji.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Oh, so you can't see this, but I can?

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
The fact that I'm not Instagraming this right now is insane.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Wait a second, where's my phone?

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Guys, I think it's a staring contest.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Now flirt like our lives depend on it, 'cause they do.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Remember, you're the missing piece.

Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon:
Does anyone know how to do CPR?

Bethany Walker:
That sucks.

Bethany Walker:
I'm too pretty.

Bethany Walker:
I'll be Shelly Oberon, the curvy genius.

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. HOW DO I KNOW THIS?!

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
BLACK MAMBA!!! That's a black mamba! A quarter milligram of its venom is enough to kill an adult. You'll feel a tingling in your mouth and extremities, followed by a fever, foaming at the mouth, and ataxia, which means loss of muscle control. HOW DO I KNOW THAT?!

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
Yes. Cake is my weakness.

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
YOU JUST PUSHED ME OUT THE HELICOPTER, JACKASS!

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
I should kick the sh*t out you, right now. [Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I like to see you try.]

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
Don't let this new body get your butt whooped.

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
Don't call me a dumbass.

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
Oh, no. You got allergies, Spencer? Huh? I DON'T HAVE THE TOP TWO FEET OF MY BODY!

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
ZOOLOGY, B*TCH!!!

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
Where's the rest of me?

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
I got a backpack on. You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that.

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
It's 'Moose', it's not 'Mouse'. [Nigel Billingsley: No, good sir. I'm quite sure it's Mouse.]

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
I hate this game.

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
Strength is my weakness.

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
How is strength my weakness?

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
WHY AM I RUNNING SO SLOW?!

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
Am I shaking?

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
What's wrong with her?

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
Did she twisted her ankle maybe?

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
Like what she said.

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
No, I ain't drunk, b*tch.

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
Excuse me! I'm the one that was a human sacrifice!

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
We always only have one life, man.

Franklin "Moose" Finbar:
What’s up? Mouse Finbar. Zoologist. Zoologist and– and backpack guy.

Anthony "Fridge" Johnson:
[Spencer Gilpin: Franklin "Moose" Finbar.] Hmm. Sounds like a badass.

Ruby Roundhouse:
Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the JUNGLE?

Ruby Roundhouse:
Do you guys like to dance?

Ruby Roundhouse:
Oh, my god, we're in different people's bodies!

Ruby Roundhouse:
Guys, how are we gonna get home?

Ruby Roundhouse:
Dance fighting? Is that even a thing?

Ruby Roundhouse:
Wait, what happens if we use up all our lives?

Ruby Roundhouse:
You are the badass.

Ruby Roundhouse:
I'm into you too, Spencer.

Ruby Roundhouse:
Venom's my weakness.

Ruby Roundhouse:
[Dr. Smolder Bravestone: What if we didn't go back? I just– I like being like this with you.] Then let's be like this, every day. Just come home.

Martha Kaply:
Hey! Person walking!

Martha Kaply:
Are you gonna help. Or are you too pretty?

Martha Kaply:
Guess I'm Ruby Roundhouse.

Jefferson "Seaplane" Mcdonough:
[Franklin "Moose" Finbar: Who's this? Who's Alan Parrish?] He's the guy who built this place. [Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Wait, you mean other people have been stuck here, too?] Yeah, I mean, This is Alan Parrish's house, I'm just living in it.

Jefferson "Seaplane" Mcdonough:
Seaplane McDonough reporting for duty. Let's go, people.

Jefferson "Seaplane" Mcdonough:
I'm so stoked you guys are here.

Jefferson "Seaplane" Mcdonough:
Maybe we should take the school bus.

Jefferson "Seaplane" Mcdonough:
You gotta connect the flight control rod to the swashplate under the rotors!

Jefferson "Seaplane" Mcdonough:
Guys, I've been trying to cross this canyon for, like, 20 years. Do you realize how huge this is? [Gets bitten in the neck by mosquito] Mosquito– [Collapses]

Jefferson "Seaplane" Mcdonough:
You know, I just keep thinking about my poor parents– what they must have been through. Why? Because I was sitting in my hideout, too afraid to finish the game?

Jefferson "Seaplane" Mcdonough:
Does "phone" mean something different in the future?

Alex Vreeke:
Who plays board games anymore?

Russel Van Pelt:
Hello, doctor. Been a long time. I believe you have something that belong to me.

Nigel Billingsley:
Welcome to Jumanji, Nigel Billingsley at your service.

Nigel Billingsley:
The goal for you. I'll recite in verse. Return the jewel and lift the curse. If you wish to leave the game, you must save Jumanji and call out its name.

Ruby Roundhouse:
But I'm not getting in there?!

Bethany Walker:
Go get that girl, Dr. Bravestone.