Just When U Thought

Carol:
I mean, who, who cancels a date on a text?

Cecil Udall:
And, I, I'm dumbfounded right now. Besides all my horrible experiences so far, that you're even here. Because, like, you... Look at you. You're gorgeous. I mean why would you even have to go on dates like these? I mean, you're a very pretty woman.

Laura Z.:
I am so sorry, sir. But, we do not seem to have your card at the bar.

Cecil Udall:
Cecil. Udall.

Laura Z.:
We do not have, your card.

Carol:
You should... You should ask for Richard Gere.

Cecil Udall:
Try Cessil.

Laura Z.:
Please. Feel free to see yourselves out.

Cecil Udall:
Feel free? See yourselves... How do you see yourself out? You have to look like this. Like, here, let's do it honey. Come on. Let's see ourselves out. Drinks on me. It's Friday.

Cecil Udall:
So, your text just came through. 'Sorry. Gotta cancel. Sad face. Sad face. Happy poo.'