Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox

Nora Allen:
...when I was a little girl, Grandma taught me a prayer: Accept the things you cannot change. Have the courage to change the things you can... and have the wisdom to know the difference.

Green Lantern:
Clearly, you should never do this stuff without me. You end up with crap all over yourself.

The Flash:
Focus, GL. Bombs.

Wonder Woman:
[wraps her Lasso of Truth on Zoom] How do we shut off these charges?

Professor Zoom:
You can't. We'll all be dead, shortly. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Batman:
Never seen anything like it. Your burns are healing. You should be dead.

Barry Allen:
Your bedside manners sucks. If I didn't have the Speed Force helping me heal, I'd find another doctor.

Batman:
I run a casino. Haven't been a doctor for 20 years.

[hands Professor Zoom's costume to Barry]

Batman:
Here. You need a suit, and I'm not about to loan you one of mine. What? It's friction-proof, isn't it?

The Flash:
[changes Zoom's suit into The Flash] I had to at least make some last-minute alterations.

The Flash:
Why aren't you telling him about me and the timeline?

Batman:
I'm not lying.

The Flash:
You're misleading him. He has a right to know what our real plan is.

Batman:
Don't preach to me. I got enough misplaced morality to handle the big metal Boy Scout on our hands. He wants to stop the war. So do we. That's all he needs to know.

The Flash:
Bruce's Batplane was a little more stoic.

Batman:
Your Batman didn't have to ferry high rollers with deep pockets in and out of his casino.

Cyborg:
So he wouldn't need a fully stocked bar aboard.

Batman:
Everything is top shelf. Help yourself.

Cyborg:
I don't drink.

The Flash:
Shocking.

Aquaman:
You murdered my wife, Diana.

Wonder Woman:
She tried to assassinate me, Arthur. I was protecting myself.

Aquaman:
Yet you wear her helmet like a trophy.

Wonder Woman:
No. A warning.

Grifter:
I like your style, Batman. A pity we never teamed up when the world still existed.

Batman:
Batman and Grifter, the boy idiot.

Wonder Woman:
This form is not your own. How is the enchantment broken?

Captain Thunder:
With a word.

Wonder Woman:
Speak the word.

Captain Thunder:
Shazam!

Aquaman:
[to Cyborg] The era of the land-dweller is at an end, hero. Your metal skull will decorate my great hall.

[last lines]

Batman:
[to The Flash] You're one hell of a messenger. Thank you.

Hal Jordan:
Beware my power, a**hole.

Professor Zoom:
As long as I can siphon off the Speed Force, you can't escape this timeline. I'm afraid there just isn't enough Speed Force to go around.

Batman:
[shoots Zoom in the head] There is now.

The Flash:
You killed him.

Batman:
Not necessarily. Not if you go back in time and fix this. The only way to save the world is to keep this from ever happening.

Barry Allen:
No mom, I'm fine. But everything else has... changed. And I have to find out why. I think it probably has something to do with me being...

Nora Allen:
Gay?

Barry Allen:
What? No...

Nora Allen:
It's okay. I love you no matter what.

The Flash:
[about Flash's Mother] I just wanted to save her.

Professor Zoom:
Her hero; how noble. Oh, wait! You didn't stop JFK from getting assassinated or make sure Hitler stayed in art school. You saved your mommy. You missed her. [starts kicking Flash] And in a supreme act of selfishness shattered history like a rank amateur, turned the world into a living hell moments away from destruction and *I'm* the villain?

Batman:
Judge Dent was kidnapped last night. Where did the Joker take him?

Yo-Yo:
Even if I did know, it wouldn't do you any good, Bats. He's probably already dead.

Batman:
Then so are you.

[Batman throws Yo-Yo off the roof]

Batman:
You should've let her hit the pavement.

Cyborg:
You shouldn't have thrown her.

Batman:
She slipped.