Justice League of Porn Star Heroes

Green Lantern:
[to the late arriving Aquaman] Nice of you to show up!

Flash:
I'm *always* on time.

Aquaman:
I'm sorry, Super Friends, I wish I could help, but I must get back to Mera. There's been an emergency at home in Atlantis.

Batman:
Really, Aquaman? Really? Every time there's a world class emergency you have to go save Mera and the people of Atlantis.

[first lines]

Narrator:
[voiceover narration] In the great halls of the Justice League of Pornstar Heroes there are assembled the world's seven greatest heroes. Created from the cosmic porno legends of the universe, they are: Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman and Robin, Aquaman, the Flash, and Green Lantern. Their mission: to fight injustice, to right that which is wrong, and to serve all pornokind.

Wonder Woman:
We did it! The bomb is defused.

Superman:
Great job, Super Friends.

Wonder Woman:
You guys know what that means. It's blowbang time! [drops to her knees]

Flash:
Hell yeah.

Robin:
Holy cockfight, Batman, can I go first?

Batman:
Uh, not this time, Robin. Go to the back of the line. I'm going to show you how it's done.