Justified

Justified

Justified may refer to: Justified (album), an album by Justin Timberlake Justified (TV series), an American television drama series

Year:
2010
9,615 Views

Mundo:
Get out of the road, cock hole shirt!

Raylan Givens:
Now that ain't polite. You just about hit me, and now you're gonna sling foul utterances in my direction?

Mundo:
You're in the middle of the road. I'm driving.

Raylan Givens:
I can see that. Where to?

Mundo:
[to his cell phone] Call you back. [to Raylan] It's none of your business officer.

Raylan Givens:
U.S. Marshall.

Mundo:
Still none of your business.

Raylan Givens:
Let me get this straight son. Where you're following me to, is none of my business? That's how you see it?

Mundo:
I'm not following you.

Raylan Givens:
Step out of the car, stretch your legs a bit. [Mundo, a very large man gets out of a small car] God damn. You comfortable in this car, a man your size?

Mundo:
It's a little tight. So where's your buddy?

Raylan Givens:
Who's that?

Mundo:
You know, the guy you were with.

Raylan Givens:
How do you know I was with a guy if you ain't been following me?

Mundo:
I'm not following you.

Raylan Givens:
Are you saying you ain't following me like you don't know what I'm saying, or are you just repeating this bullshit about you ain't been following me?

Mundo:
I'm not following you?

Raylan Givens:
Son, are you real smart, or real stupid?

Mundo:
Choo-choo.

Raylan Givens:
Excuse me, what?

Mundo:
Choo-choo.

Raylan Givens:
You're saying your name is Choo-choo?

Mundo:
Since I was a kid, folks called me Choo-choo.

Raylan Givens:
Because you like trains?

Mundo:
Cause when I hit people, it comes hard and it comes fast, like a choo-choo train. Wanna try me?

Colton 'Colt' Rhodes:
Yeah? [Picks up the phone]

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
Hello, Bagram.

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
Well, hello, Deputy Dawg.

Chief Deputy U.S. Marshal Art Mullen:
Speaker. [Whispers to Tim]

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
Am I right in saying that you were in the sandbox before Afghanistan?

Colton 'Colt' Rhodes:
I am a double winner. Is that why you called, to ask me that?

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
Oh, why? You busy?

Colton 'Colt' Rhodes:
I am in the middle of something.

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
All right, I'll make it quick. I'm writing a book set in Iraq. There's a chapter where a convoy of military police is transporting a criminal, and lieutenant Dan... he's our main guy... he gets a bad feeling.

Colton 'Colt' Rhodes:
"Forrest Gump".

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
Huh?

Colton 'Colt' Rhodes:
There's a lieutenant Dan in "Forrest Gump."

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
Oh, sh*t. You're right. I'll change it. Lieutenant Colt.

Colton 'Colt' Rhodes:
I would like a young G?rard Depardieu to play me in the movie. I'm honored.

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
Well, you should be. He's a big guy, real badass... Or he was. He's kind of losing his grip. He started using dope that he confiscated.

Colton 'Colt' Rhodes:
Yeah, but then we find out that he's kicked again. And anyone who thinks he's in any way diminished is in for a big surprise.

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
Yeah, but he's the kind of character might say he's kicked, but we all know he's just one broken shoelace away from saying "screw it" and picking up again.

Colton 'Colt' Rhodes:
How about you have him go into a bar and pick a fight with some rangers, and he sends a couple of them to the hospital?

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
It's not a fantasy. Anyway, he gets a bad feeling when they pass an abandoned vehicle, sees a second and a third, so he's thinking IEDs triggered by cell. You ever come across anything like that?

Colton 'Colt' Rhodes:
Me, personally? No. But I did hear about this one convoy, couple of Frankensteins and a gun truck on highway 10. So, the spotter, he calls a halt between the first two cars Thinking the Hajis will blow the second if it moves forward, and the first if it tries to go back.

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
Well, how'd they get out of it?

Colton 'Colt' Rhodes:
Yeah, they didn't. Because they were too afraid to move, they just sat there in their vehicles, pssing and shitting in their helmets, too afraid to toss it out the windows on account of possible snipers. Then they ran out of food. They started eating each other till there was only one left, and he blew his brains out. Do you want to know the sad part?

Deputy U.S. Marshal Tim Gutterson:
Oh, there's a sad part?

Colton 'Colt' Rhodes:
Yeah. Because they were so afraid to move, they never found out whether or not the cars had explosives. So basically, they all died from being pussies. [Turns off the phone]

Nicky Augustine:
How many d*cks do you have to suck to get to the top of the food chain around here? It's got to be a ton of d*cks. It's got to be like morning, noon and night. Like ever since you were fourteen. It's gotta be like the alarm goes off, I'm sucking dick. Where's another dick I can suck. Dick dick dick. Go to bed suck a dick. D*cks d*cks d*cks, it's got to be a ton. Like a small time blonde girl like you, looking for a better life. Plenty of girls like you, but what sets you apart? Extraordinary vacuuming skills. It's got to be, right? Is that why they let you run the whore house? Because you train the girls? In your off hours is it like "Okay, girls"... [Imitates talking with full mouth]

Ava Crowder:
I'm a businesswoman, Mr. Augustine.

Nicky Augustine:
Oh. In that you attach yourself to whatever guy gets you what you want? Please just answer my question. How many tweaker dick heads did you have to suck off before you got to this wonderful place in your life?

Ava Crowder:
You know what? I feel like a Brandy. Kind of drink I imagine you folks up north enjoy. Hell, I might acquire a taste for it.

Nicky Augustine:
You know, your Boyd, there, he's got a real heart of a champion. He is willing to do whatever it takes to get what it is that he wants. But what about you? What are you willing to do? What are you willing to take?

Johnny Crowder:
All right. Enough.

Nicky Augustine:
Or give? You really love Boyd, don't you? That ring he got you, where'd he get it from one of those claw machines at Denny's? He must be good at that machine, 'cause it's hard to get something, you know. It's always lifting up, then it drops. Come on. Show me your tits. I want to see them. I want to see what got you to the top...

Johnny Crowder:
All right, enough, God damn it!

Nicky Augustine:
Oh, really, Johnny? Oh, we're gonna put on a show?

Johnny Crowder:
Just stop talking.

Nicky Augustine:
Ooh. Wait. You're... you're serious? I thought you were... Playing a... Oops. Sh*t.

Ava Crowder:
What's going on?

Johnny Crowder:
Ava, d-don't listen to a word this man says.

Nicky Augustine:
Oh, me and my mouth. [Awkward silence] Somebody say something!

Ava Crowder:
What'd you do?

Nicky Augustine:
This is heartbreaking. Don't tell her, Johnny. He went to Duffy! He made his play, a while ago. 'Cause guys don't have to really suck d*cks to get what they want. They just need to betray someone.


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